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The Macho Man Randy Savage v1 by HulkHogan, literature
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The Macho Man Randy Savage v1
He leaps from the top turnbuckle and soars
like a tremendous tanned swan- majestic
as his spandex plumage cuts through the wind,
like the air is moving out of the way, just for him.
But this wonderous sight is a savage, and the Macho Man
is no beautiful swan, made clear by his birdcall which
echoes "OH YEAH!!!" through the arena, in a viscious voice
truly representative of his innards: tar and arsenic
mixed with vodka and slim jims, an ugly meal
for a soul that only exists to hit me with a flying elbow drop
and pin me to the ground for the count of:
1-2-3
