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Plot: Lily And Lori's Ages Are Accidentally Swapped When Lisa Invented A Machine. (The Camera Shows A City With A Red Sky, Being Attacked By A Large Dinosaur Monster ) Dinosaur Monster: *Roar* Dino Hungry!! (The Dino Eats A Piece Of A Tall Building. It Spits It Out In Disgust) Yucky! [Notices] Huh? (The Dino Sees A Three Eyed Monster. It's Not Looking, Which Gives The Dino The Opportunity To Bite It. The Three Eyed Monster Screams In Pain But Suddenly...) Three-Eyed Monster: Lily! (It Turns Out Lily Was Just Pretending To Be A Dinosaur Monster And She Imagined Lisa As The Three-Eyed Monster. Cuts Back To Reality) Lisa: Can You Stop With Your Nonliteral Behaviour And Object Substitution?! I Didn't Tell You To Bite Me! Lily: Hehe, Sowwy... (Lily Notices Something) Uh... Wisa? Wut Dat? (The Camera Zooms Out A Little, Revealing That Lisa Is Holding A Device On Her Left Hand) Lisa: I'm Glad You Asked... It's An Ageswapping Device! Lily: Wut It Do? Lisa: It can diminish the age of people who have reached adolescence and can also increase the age of people who are still in their juvenile years! (Not knowing what that means, Lily blinks twice) This can be used to reduce the age of people who have reached adolescence and to increase the age of people who are still in their infancy. (Lily blinks thrice. Lisa sighs in annoyance) It can make older people young and younger people old... Lily: Oh! Lisa: *Mumbling* Finally she gets it... Lincoln: [Offscreen] Yo Lis! I Think Todd Got Hijacked! (An Explosion Is Heard Outside) Todd: [Offscreen] I WILL DESTROY HUMANITY!! (Lasers Shooting Are Heard) Lincoln: [Offscreen] Quick Before He Actually Destroys Humanity!! Lisa: Uh Oh... That's The Third Time This Month! (Lily Raises An Eyebrow) [To Lily] I'll Explain It To You Later. Don't Touch Anything! [To Lincoln] I'M COMING BROTHER! (Lisa Places The Ageswapping Device On Her Desk And Runs Out Of Her Room. Lily Shrugs At The Camera And Continues Playing Pretend. Downstairs, Lisa Goes In The Dining Room, Into The Kitchen And Gets Out Using The Back Door) 30 Minutes Later... (It Then Cuts Back To The Living Room, Someone Knocks On The Door) Lynn Sr: I'll Get It! (He Opens The Door And To His Surprise, It's...) Lori: Hey, Dad! How's Your- (Lynn Sr. Immediately Hugs Her And Starts Crying) Day....? You Know What? Since No One Is Looking, I'll Let It Slide. (She Hugs Him Back) Rita: Lynn, Honey? I Think You Should Stop... (Lynn Sr Let's Go Of Lori) Lynn Sr: Sorry... Man, I Should Stop Doing That... Lori: You Should... Rita: Oh Please, Lori. You Have The Tendency To Get Emotional Too. Lori: Hehe... Yeah... I Forgot About That... Rita: Riiiight... Anyways Come Here! (Lori And Rita Share A Brief Hug) So, How Was Your Day At College? Lori: Well... On Monday, I Literally Talked With My Boo Boo Bear For Almost 4 Hours. On Tuesday, I Literally Did Nothing. On Wednesday, I Studied. On Thursday, I Remember Hitting My Knee Really Hard And On Friday, I Was Watching The Dream Boat. Oh! I Literally Just Noticed Something, Where Are The Others? Lynn Sr: Leni's At The Mall, Luna's Hanging Out With Sam, Luan's Hanging Out With Benny, Lynn Jr's At The Burpin' Burger With Her Friends... Rita: Lucy's At The Cemetery, Lana Is With Hops At Tall Timbers Park, Lola Is Hanging Out With Pop Pop, Lily's In Her Room And... Lynn Sr. & Rita: Lisa And Lincoln Are Trying To Cure A Hijacked Todd... In The Basement. (It Cuts To The Basement, Where A Tied-Up Todd Is Trying To Untie Himself) Todd: LET ME GO! PLEASE? Lisa: Negative. (She Pulls A Lever Which Electrocutes Todd. He Shuts Down) Lincoln: You Killed Todd! Lisa: No, I Fixed Him. (Suddenly, Todd Wakes Up) Todd: OH MY CIRCUITS. I'VE BEEN HIJACKED? THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH... Lincoln: Third? Lisa: He's Been Hacked Before By- Actually, I'll Keep It A Secret. (Her Stomach Start Rumbling) Oh! I Guess That Whole Kerfuffle Made Me Hungry... Lincoln? Lincoln: Five Lisa-Styled PB&J Sandwiches? Sure Thing, Sis! Todd: AHEM! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE UNTIE ME? (Lisa Unties Him) THANK YOU. NOW I SHALL GO WATCH SOME HILARIOUS HOME HIJINKS WITH MR. REINFORCED TITANIUM ALLOY ARMS, FRIENDBOT AND TOASTER. (It Cuts Back To The Living Room) Lynn Sr: I Wonder How They're Doing... Lori: Wait... Lily's In Her Room? I've Gotta Go Say Hi! Thanks Mom! Thanks Dad! (Lori Goes Upstairs) Lynn Sr: *Sniff* They Grow Up- *Sniff* So Fast... *Sniff* Rita: Here We Go Again... (Lynn Sr. Starts Crying Like Crazy. It Cuts To Lily, Who Is Still Playing Pretend, Until Lori Goes In The Room) Lori: Hey, Lily! Lily: *Gasp* Wowi!! (Lily Hugs Her Leg, Lori Bends Down To Hug Her) Lori: Aww... Ain't That Something You Don't Do Everyday. (Lily Let's Go Of Her) Anyways, I Gotta Go Say Hi To, Y'know? Lisa And Lincoln. (She Leaves The Room. Lily Suddenly Starts To Shiver) Lily: Wiwy Cold... Need Bwankey! (She Jumps And Gets In Her Crib But Much To Her Horror, Her Blanket Is Not There) Uh... Bwankey? (It Cuts To The Kitchen Where Lincoln Is Making PB&J Sandwiches And Lisa Is Standing Beside Him) Lincoln: And... Done! (He Holds A Tray With Five PB&J Sandwiches And Gives Them To Lisa) Lisa: Thank You, Elder Brother. (Her Stomach Starts Rumbling Again) You Know What? I Can Eat This In The Room Where Meals Are Prepared. Lincoln: Which Is? Lisa: The Dining Room. Lincoln: You're Not Gonna Eat It In Your Room? Lisa: Yes, Because I'm About To Get Angry Out Of Hunger. Lincoln: You Mean: Hangry. Right? Lisa: Affirmative. (Lori Walks In The Kitchen) Lori: Hey, Guys! Lincoln: Oh! Hey, Lori! Lisa: Welcome Back, Eldest Sibling. Is College Going Well For You? Lori: Yup. It's Going Great! Like Always. Lincoln: Hey, You Should Go Say Hi To Lily! Lori: Already Did. Lincoln: Oh, Nevermind. Speaking Of Lily, I Wonder What She's Doing. Lisa: Me Too, The Last Thing I Want Is For Her To Touch My Belongings. Anyways, As I Mentioned Earlier, I'll Be Eating These PB&J Sandwiches In The Dining Room. (She Exits The Kitchen) Lori: So, Lincoln. How Was Your Day? Lincoln: Hmm... On Monday, I Video Chatted With Ronnie Anne. On Tuesday, I- Lori: Wait! You Video Chatted With Ronnie Anne? *Excited* Tell Me What You Were Chatting About! Lincoln: *Irritated* Seriously?! (In Lisa And Lily's Room, Lily Is Searching In The Closet) Lily: Bwankey? (She Checks Under Lisa's Bed) Where Aw You? (She Checks Inside Lisa's Pillow And Takes All The Cotton Out) In Here? (She Opens The Drawers Of The Changing Table) Nope. (She Checks Under Her Pink Rug) Not In Here. (She Starts Tearing Up) B- Bwankey... (Suddenly, She Hears A Sizzling Sound, She Looks At Lisa's Desk And To Her Happiness, She Sees Her Blanket With The Ageswapping Device Sitting On It) Bwankey! (She Gets On Lisa's Chair And Gets Her Blanket And Hugs It. Suddenly, The Sizzling Sound Starts Getting Louder. She Looks Behind Her And Sees That A Flask Filled With A Red Chemical Is Bubbling) Uh Oh... (She Grabs The Ageswapping Device And She Gets Off The Chair. Meanwhile, In The Dining Room...) Lincoln: For The Last Flipping Time! Ronnie Anne Is Not My Girlfriend And I'm Not Her Boyfriend! Lori: In Denial... Lisa: Seriously, Lincoln. Stop Hiding It! It's Irritating Us. Lincoln: Irritating? Irritating?! You Guys Are The Ones Irritating ME! In Fact, You Guys Irritate Me So Much That I Could Just Explode! (Coincidentally, An Explosion Is Heard) Lisa: Oh No... That Came From My Room. Lily's Still In There! Lincoln: Quick! To Lisa And Lily's Room! (They Go Upstairs And They Open The Door To Lisa And Lily's's Room. When They Open The Door, Lily, With The Ageswapping Device And Blanket On Her Hand, Emerges From The Smoke) Lori: Lily! What Did We Say About Touching Lisa's Stuff? Lisa: Actually, I Said That... Lori: [To Lisa] Shush! [To Lily] You Know What? For Safekeeping, I'll Have That. (She Takes The Ageswapping Device From Lily, But She Accidentally Takes Her Blanket Too, But Lily Doesn't Notice) Thank You. (Lori Leaves The Room) Lincoln: Sorry Lis, I Guess She'll Be Keeping Your Invention. (When Lincoln Leaves The Room, Lisa Gives Lily An Angry Look) Lily: Hehe... Sowwy? Lisa: *Angry* You Know What? Next Time I Leave This Room, I'll Let Todd Take Care Of You... (Lisa Goes Up To Her Desk And She Starts Cleaning The Mess) Lily: Brr! Still Vewy Cold... (Lily Then Realizes Something) Waich A Minit... (A Flashback Is Shown, Lori Takes The Ageswapping Device, And Her Blanket, From Lily. Cuts Back To Reality) *Gasp* Wowi Haf Me Bwankey! (Lily Exits The Room And She Peeks Through Lori And Leni's Room And Sees Her Blanket On Lori's Bed) Bwankey! (She Checks If Lori Is The Room, Luckily, She's Not In The Room) Phew. (Lily Goes In The Room, On Lori's Bed And She Gets Her Blanket And Hugs It) Bwankey! (Lily Is About To Leave When She Suddenly Sees Lisa's Ageswapping Device) Hmm... Wisa Wid No Defice? Mad. Wisa Wid Defice? Happy! (Lily Takes The Device, But Lori Comes In The Room) Lori: Lily! Lily: Uh Oh... Lori: Give Me That Thing! Lily: No! Dis Wisa's! Lori: And This Is Me Telling You To Give It To Me! Lily: Nefer! (Lily Jumps On Lori's Head) Lori: Hey! I Can't See! Get Off Of Me! (Lily Gets Off Of Her And She's About To Get Out But Lori Grabs Her) Gotcha! (Suddenly, Lily's Stomach Starts Rumbling) Don't You Dare... Lily: Sowwy, Wowi... (Lily Farts And Lori Let's Go Of Her) Lori: Ugh, That Was Literally So Gross! (She Notices That Lily Is Gone) Grr... (It Cuts To The Hallway, Lily Is Walking There) Lily: Ha Ha, Wike Steewing Candy Fwom A... Teenagy? Meh. (She Is About To Open The Door To Her And Lisa's Room But Before She Can Do It...) Lori: Not On My Watch! (...Lori Tackles Lily And Both Start A Fight Cloud. Unfathomas Gets Out Of Lincoln's Room) Unfathomas: Lincoln! Where Are You? Where Are You? (He Then Notices The Two Fighting) Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Typical. Typical... (Suddenly, Lori's Hand Grabs Unfathomas..) Uh Oh... (...And Pulls Him Into The Fight) AHH! Help, Help! (Downstairs, Lincoln Is Trying To Figure Out What Comic To Read) Lincoln: Hmm... David Steele Or Ace Savvy? Steele Or Savvy?! Ugh, It's So Hard To Choose! Unfathomas: [From Upstairs] Lincoln, Help! Lincoln: Unfathomas? I'M COMING, BUDDY! (He Goes Upstairs And When He Does, He Sees Lily Biting Lori's Leg) Lori: Ugh, Stop It! You're Literally Hurting Me! (Unfathomas Crawls To Lincoln, Looking Like A Mess) Unfathomas: Ugh... I Didn't Know Your Sisters Were This Strong... Lincoln: Trust Me, Unfathomas. Chaos Happens All The Time In The Loud House. [To Lori And Lily] Okay, What The Heck Is Going On? Lori: Lily Can't Be Trusted With Whatever This Thing Is! (She Grabs The Ageswapping Device From Lily) Lily: Dat Wisa's! Lori: Well, Tell Her She Should Learn How To Protect Her Things! (Suddenly, Lisa Gets Out Of Her Room) Lisa: What In The Newton's Three Laws Of Motion Is Going On In Here?! Lily: Wisa! (Lily Takes The Ageswapping Device From Lori) Hee Yoo Go! Lisa: Oh, How Thoughtful. (She Is About To Take It But Lori Snatches It) Lori: I Don't Think So. Lily: Hey! Gif It Back! Lori: Sorry Not Sorry. (Lily Holds Onto The Device But Due To Her Size, She Is Carried By Lori) Nice Try, But A Baby Like You Isn't Strong Enough To Take It From Me. Lily: But My Teeth Aw! (She Bites Lori's Hand Which Causes Her To Let Go Of Lily And The Device) Lori: Why You Little... (She Suddenly Steps In Something) Lily: Uh, Wowi? (Lori Looks Down And She Realized She Accidentally Stepped On The Device) Lori: [To Lisa] Uh, Is This A Good Thing Or A Bad Thing? Lisa: Well, It Certainly Won't Work Anymore Lori: Oh, Good. (Suddenly, Lori Gets Electrocuted As She Screams In Pain) Lily: Wowi! (Lily Touches Lori And Then Both Get Electrocuted) Lincoln: Lily! (Lincoln Is About To Touch Lori And Lily But Unfathomas And Lisa Pulls Him Away From Them) [To Unfathomas And Lisa] Hey, Let Go! Lisa: *Shouting* You Don't Have To Worry! Nothing Bad Is Gonna Happen To Them! Lincoln: *Shouting* How Do You Know?! Lisa: *Shouting* It's My Invention! I Know What Is Does! (As Lori And Lily Still Get Electrocuted, The Screen Then Turns Black As An Explosion Sound Is Heard. Suddenly, It Cuts To Someone's POV, They Open Their Eyes) ???: Ugh... (When They Open Their Eyes, We Can See That All The Louds Are Surrounding Them) Lucy: Gasp. Lisa: Unbelievable... Leni: No Way... Lincoln: Lily! Are You Okay? ???: Ugh, Kind Of... *Realizes* Wait... I Can Speak Properly! Bu- But How... Lynn Jr: Um, Here's How. (Lynn Gives Someone A Mirror They Hold It And They See A Reflection Of... An 18 Year Old Lily) Lily (18 Years): *Gasp* (It Cuts Outside The Loud House And We Can Hear A Scream, It Then Cuts Back Inside. It No Longer Shows Lily's POV) What Happened To Me?! Why Am I Tall?! Why Do I Know Something I'm Not Suppose To Know?! Lisa: Easy Now, Youngest- Well... Eldest Sibling. Lily (18 Years): What Do You Mean Eldest Sibling? Wait, Where's Lori?! ???: Ga Ga! (The Camera Zooms Out A Little Revealing A 2 Year Old Lori Sitting Beside The Now 18 Year Old Lily. She Blows A Raspberry At Her) Lori (2 Years): Now Wowi Iz Baby! Lynn Sr: Aww! Look At Lori! (He Picks Baby Lori Up) [To The Others] Kids, This Is How Lori Looked Like When She Was Two Years Old! Lincoln: Aww. Lynn Jr: So Cute. Lisa: Adorable. Lori (2 Years): *Irritated* Put Wowi Down! (Lynn Sr. Does So) Gwate! Dis All Yaw Fauwt, Wiwy! Lily (18 Years): Me?! You're The One Who Stepped On Lisa's Thingamabob! Lisa: Ageswapping Device. Lily (18 Years): Thank You. [To Baby Lori] Ageswapping Device! (Baby Lori Blows A Raspberry At 18 Year Old Lily) Why You Little... *Realizes* Wait A Minute... Uh, Lisa, How Do We Have Clothes? Lisa: Oh! The Electrocution Actually Burnt Your Clothes. So While You Both Were Unconscious, The Others Came Back Home And Leni And Lola Provided The Clothing For You Both. (Leni And Lola Fist-Bump) Lincoln: I Still Wish I Wasn't There To See A Naked Lori. (Lincoln Shivers) Lisa: Don't Worry, Elder Brother, I Have An Invention That Can Erase Memories. (She Pulls Out...) I Call It The PAMELA! Short For Pinpoint Accurate Memory Erasing Laser Apparatus. I Used It On You When I Accidentally Liquified Your Snow Globe Collection But We Don't Talk About That Now. Lincoln: I Had A Snow Globe Collection? Lisa: I Said We Don't Talk About It Now. Anyways, Everyone Except Lincoln, Cover Your Eyes. (They Do So) Lincoln: Wait, Why? (Lisa Clicks The PAMELA And It Wipes Lincoln's Memory With A Flash Of Light. He Shakes His Head) Lisa: Now, What Did You Want To Forget? Lincoln: Uh, I Can't Remember... I Guess It Worked. Lily (18 Years): Good For You But... How Will I Be A Baby Again?! Lori (2 Years): And Haw Will Wowi Be Eycheen Yee Old Again?! Haw Can I Tawk To Boo Boo Bear! (Baby Lori Starts Crying. 18 Year Old Lily Rolls Her Eyes) Lynn Sr: Aww, Don't Worry, Lori. (He Picks Her Up) Being A 2 Year Old Is Not That Bad. And, Lily, Being An 18 Year Old Is Not Bad Too. Lily (18 Years): Easy For You To Say But How Will Lori Go To College!? Lynn Sr: Uh, Well... Uh. Lisa? Lisa: I'll Deal With It. Lily (18 Years): What About Me? I Have A Preschool To Attend At Monday! Lisa: We'll Just Tell Them You're Sick. Lily (18 Years): Okay But... What's The Time? Lisa: Hmm, It's 11:00 PM. Lynn Sr: Which Means It's Past Bedtime. Lily (18 Years): Okay, But How Will I Fit In My Crib?! Lisa: Why Are You Asking Questions With Obvious Answers? You Can Sleep On Lori's Bed And Lori Can Sleep In Your Crib. Lily (18 Years): I Guess... Fine. Lori (2 Years): Wowi No Wanna Sweep In Cwib! Me Not- (She Suddenly Yawns) *Drowsy* Sweepy... (Ironically, She Falls Asleep) Lily (18 Years): Pfft, Not Sleepy She Says. Lynn Sr: Aww, This Brings Back Memories Of Me And Lori When She Was Still *Sniff* 2 Years Old... (Lynn Sr. Cries As Everyone Rolls Their Eyes. Cuts To Lori And Leni's Room, Where Leni And 18 Year Old Lily Enter) Leni: Alright, Lily, Now You Can Sleep With Me And Not In That Horrible Baby Prison! Lily (18 Years): It's A Crib, Leni. Leni: Well It Totes Feels Like A Baby Prison. Lily (18 Years): Whatever You Say... *Yawn* Whoo! Looks Like I Need Some Z's. (Leni Puts A "Z" Sticker On 18 Year Old Lily's Forehead) Leni: You Said You Needed Some Z's But I Only Had One "Z" Sticker. (18 Year Old Lily Facepalms) Lily (18 Years): Y'know What? I'll Just Go To Bed. (She Does So And Leni Also Does So) Good Night, Leni. Leni: Good Night! *Silence* Uh, Lily? Lily (18 Years): Yeah? Leni: Aren't You Gonna Say "Sleep Tight" So I Can Say "Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite You Tonight"? (Lily Sighs In Annoyance) Lily (18 Years): Sleep Tight... Leni: Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite You Tonight! (She Turns The Lamp Off. Meanwhile, In Lisa And Lily's Room, Lynn Sr. Puts The Sleeping Baby Lori On Lily's Crib) Lynn Sr: Sleep Tight My Widdle Baby Giwl. (He Kisses Her Forehead. Rita, Who Is Beside Her Husband, Raises An Eyebrow) What? Rita: Y'know What? I'm Not Gonna Ask... (They Both Exit The Room) =====Sunday===== (It's Morning In The Loud House And Lisa Wakes Up, She Yawns) Lisa: Interesting. I Slept Well. Normally, This Family's Chaos Would Ruin It. Right, Lily? Lori (2 Years): [Off-screen] I'm Nut Wiwy! (The Camera Pans To Lily's Crib, Which Baby Lori Is In. She Blows A Raspberry At Lisa) Lisa: Whoops. (Lisa Gets Off Of Her Bed) Apologies, Eld- I Mean... Youngest Sibling. Please Allow Me To Assist You In Escaping Your- Well, Lily's Infant Bed. Street Name: Crib. (She Does So) Lynn Sr: [Off-screen] Kids! Breakfast's Ready! Lisa: Oh! That's Our Cue! (Lisa Dashes Off, Accidentally Spinning The Baby Lori. It Cuts To The Living Room Where All The Kids Except Lori And Lily Run Down The Stairs And Into The Dining Room. They All Sit On The Chairs As They Start Eating Their Breakfast, Which Is Fried Eggs And Bacon) Luan: Oo, Fried Eggs. EGGS-celent! (Everyone Obviously Groans) But It Will Be Better If We Ate It At The CRACK Of Dawn! (Everyone Groans Again) Lynn Sr: Y'know What? O-ME-LET That Slide. (Everyone Groans Even More While Luan And Lynn Sr. Laugh) Luan: Come On, Dad! You're POACHing All My Best YOLKS- (Lynn Jr. Shoves A Bacon Into Luan's Mouth) Lynn Jr: [To Lynn Sr.] So, Dad. We're You Gonna Say Another Pun After That? Lynn Sr: *Knowing What Lynn Will Do If He Says A Pun* Uh, No. Puns? Why Would I Say Puns? Th- That's Silly. (Lynn Sr. Nervously Eats His Breakfast) Hehe... Rita: Hey, Where's Lori And Lily? Lily (18 Years): [Off-screen] Here. (Camera Pans To 18 Year Old Lily Who Is Holding Baby Lori) Rita: Oh, Good. (She Points To An Empty Chair) Lily, You'll Be Sitting On That Chair Since You're Uh... Grown Up To Be Sitting On Your High Chair. Lily (18 Years): So Does That Mean Lori Will Be Sitting On My High Chair? (Rita Nods) Oh... Okay. (She Gives Baby Lori To Rita And She Puts Her On Her High Chair) Lori (2 Years): Egg An Baycun! (Baby Lori Takes A Spoon And Fork And Starts Eating) Yummy. A Few Minutes Later... (In The Hallway, 18 Year Old Lily Is Trying To Carry A Box Of Metal Objects But Struggles To Do So) Lily (18 Years): Wow! This Is Heavier Than Mr. Coconuts... (A Flashback From "Small Blunder" Is Shown. Luan Gives Mr. Coconuts To Lily) Flashback Luan: Now you give him a try! (Lily grabs Mr. Coconuts and puts him on her hand, but struggles to lift him due to the weight and drops him, causing his jaw and left eye to fall off. Flashback ends) Lily (18 Years): Probably Because I Was Still Two Years Old. (Lily Tries To Carry The Box Again But Still Fails To Do So) Ugh! I Need Help! I'd Ask Lynn To Help Me But She Left With Her Friends! *Thinking* Hmm... Y'know What? I'll Just Ask The First Person I See. (Ironically, Lincoln's Room's Door Opens By Itself And We Can See Lincoln And Unfathomas Playing Tic-Tac-Toe) Perfect! Lincoln: Aha! (Lincoln Wins Tic-Tac-Toe) Beat That Unfathomas! Unfathomas: Hmm, Not Bad, Lincoln. Not Bad. Another Round? Lincoln: Gladly. (Before They Can Do So, 18 Year Old Lily Comes In The Room) Lily (18 Years): Hey, Lincoln! Lincoln: Hey, Lily. I'm Just Playing Tic-Tac-Toe With Unfathomas. Lily (18 Years): Tic-Tac What Now? Lincoln: Tic-Tac-Toe. Y'know? The Game Where You Put X Or O's In 9 Boxes? Lily (18 Years): Okay... *Realizes* Oh! Almost Forgot! Can You Help Me Carry A Box? It's Pretty Heavy. Lincoln: Sorry But No. I Told You I'm Playing Tic-Tac-Toe With Unfathomas. Lily (18 Years): But Lincoln! Lincoln: *Irritated* Look, Ask Someone Else. I Don't Want My Alone-Time With Unfathomas To Be Ruined Right Now. Lily (18 Years): Come On, Lincoln! Can't You At Least Help A Girl Out?! Lincoln: *Mad* Can't You At Least Give Me Some Peace And Quiet?! I Know I Can Easily Tolerate The Chaos Of Ten Sisters But Sometimes I Have My Limits, Okay?! (The Words "I Have My Limits" Echoes In Lily's Head. Suddenly, Her Face Turns Red And...) Lily (18 Years): *Furious* LINCOLN ALBERT LOUD! (This Scares Lincoln) I'M ASKING FOR YOUR HELP IN THE MOST KIND WAY POSSIBLE!!! AND YEAH, I'M YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER BUT TODAY I'M NOT ANYMORE!!! SO YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!! RIGHT HERE!! RIGHT NOW!!! (After Expressing Her Anger, She Pants While Still Looking Angry) Lincoln: *Terrified* M- Ma- (He Salutes While Still Looking Terrified) Ma'am Yes Ma'am! I Will Do As You Say, Ma'am! *Gulp* Lily (18 Years): Good. The Box Is In The Hallway. (Lincoln Dashes Past Lily) [In Her Mind] Wait... Did Lincoln Just Did What I Told Him To Do? When I Got Mad?! No Way... It Must Be Because I'm Now The Oldest Child.. Lincoln: Uh, Lily? Are You Gonna Help Me Now? Lily (18 Years): *Thinks* Hmm... How About You Do It Instead? Lincoln: Say What Now?! Lily (18 Years): *Furious* Don't You Shout At Me!! You Uh... Twerp!! It's Uh... Punishment For Disobeying Me Earlier!! Yeah... Yeah!! Oh! And Bring That To Mom In The Garage. (Lincoln Sighs In Defeat) Lincoln: Ma'am Yes Ma'am... (He Leaves) Lily (18 Years): [In Her Mind] Yes!! I Knew It!! The Oldest Gets Dominance Over Her Younger Siblings!! So This Is How Lori Felt... Hehe... Sorry, Lori But It's MY Turn To Have Fun Being An Eighteen Year Old... (At Evening, Lincoln Walks To His Room, Looking Like A Mess) Lincoln: Phew. Glad That's Over With. (When Lincoln Enters His Room, He Sees Leni Brushing Her Hair Whilst Sitting On His Bed) Uh, Leni? What Are You Doing Here? Leni: Hey, Lincoln, What Happened To You? Lincoln: Nothing... Leni: I Can Tell You're Lying To Me. Lincoln: Well, If I'd Tell You, You Wouldn't Believe Me. Leni: Please! (She Shows Puppy Eyes) Lincoln: Fine... Okay, Lily Asked Me To Help Her Carry A Very Heavy Box But I Refused Because I Was Playing Tic-Tac-Toe With Unfathomas. Leni: And....? Lincoln: She Got Mad... Leni: That All? Lincoln: No... In Fact, She Wasn't Mad, She Was Wrathful! Kinda Like Lola. Leni: Oh... And Then What Happened? Lincoln: I Had To Carry The Heavy Box All By Myself As "Punishment" For Refusing To Help Her Earlier. And Man, That Box Was Heavy... Leni: I Believe You. (Lincoln Raises An Eyebrow) Lincoln: You Do? Huh... I Expected A "You're Totes Lying, Linky!" Leni: Well, I Believe You Because... (A Flashback Is Shown. Lynn Comes Out Of The Bathroom And Leni Is Waiting) Flashback Lynn Jr: Alright, Leni, It's All Yours. (Lynn Leaves) Flashback Leni: Finally! (But Before Leni Can Go Inside, 18 Year Old Lily Cuts In Front Of Her) Wha? Hey! It Was Like My Turn To Use The Bathroom! (Lily Opens The Bathroom Door) Flashback Lily (18 Years): Sorry, Leni. Oldest First. Flashback Leni: But You're Like The Youngest! You Totes Have To Be The Last One! Flashback Lily (18 Years): I Swapped Ages With Lori, Right? (Leni Nods) So It Means I'm Eighteen Years Old Now. And You're Still Seventeen. (She Boops Leni's Nose) Boop. Oh! I Almost Forgot! Can You Give Me Unfathomas? Flashback Leni: Lincoln's Monkey-Parrot Pet? (Lily Nods) *Mad* Do It Yourself! Flashback Lily's (18 Years): *Threatening* Well, I Guess Someone's Saying Goodbye To Their Boyfriend. (It Turns Out Lily Has Leni's Phone, Much To Leni's Horror) If You Don't Do As I Say, I'll Message Gavin That You Broke Up With Him. Flashback Leni: Lily, Please! (Leni Goes Down On Her Knees) I'll Do Like Anything!! Flashback Lily (18 Years): Good. Now Fetch Me That... Uh... Parronkey? Monkarrot? You Know What? Just Fetch Me Unfathomas! (Flashback Ends) Leni: And That's Why I Decided To Brush My Hair In Your Room. Lincoln: *Flabbergasted* She Didn't... Leni: *Sigh* Sadly, She Did. Lincoln: Okay, Quick Question, What Did She Do To Unfathomas? Unfathomas: *From Outside The Room* Squawk! She Shaved Me!! (Unfathomas Comes In The Room, With No Fur. A Leaf Is Covering His... Down There) Lincoln: Unfathomas?! What Happened To You?! Unfathomas: You're Used-To-Be-Youngest-Sister Shaved Me!! Because I ACCIDENTALLY Pooped On Her Blanket. It Was Just An Accident!! Lincoln: Oof. Sorry To Hear That. Unfathomas: Eh, It's Fine. Do You Have An Underwear That's My Size? ===Monday=== (It's 7:00 AM In The Loud House. Baby Lori Is In Her Pajamas And Is The Only One Awake Right Now. Her Stomach Rumbles) Lori (2 Years): Wowi Ish Witawewy Hungwy. (Suddenly, She Smells Something) Mmm! Ish Dat? (She Goes Out Of The Room, Goes Downstairs And Into The Dining Room, And To Her Surprise It's A Tray Of Eleven...) *Gasp* Peenuch Budder Jewwy Shandwiches?! (Her Mouth Waters. But She Resists) No, Wowi. Dats For School Wunch! (Her Stomach Rumbles More) Or Maybee I Can Haf Chust One. ===5 Minutes Later...=== (Baby Lori Is On The Empty Tray And Her Pajamas Are Covered With PB&J Stains While Her Mouth Has Some Bread Crums. She Burps) Lori (2 Years): *Satisfied* Yummy... *Realizes* Wait A Minut... I Ate All Da Shandwiches?! Oh No, Oh No, Oh No... Uh... (She Notices Charles, Who Is Covered In Mud, Walking By With Lana's Cap In His Mouth) Aha! (She Goes To Charles, Takes Lana's Cap From Him And Puts It On The Empty Tray) Dare Wee Go! Now Nowun Wiw Nochice! I Dink... (She Leaves The Dining Room) ===7:20 AM=== (In Lola's And Lana's Room, The Twins Wake Up) Lana: Morning, Lols! Had A Good Sleep? Lola: *Yawn* It Wasn't A Good Sleep! It Was A Beauty Sleep! Hmph! Lana: Okay... (Suddenly, They Hear Lynn Sr. Screaming) Lola: Was That Dad? Lana: As Louds, We Must Go And Check It Out! (They Get Off Their Bed And Open Their Door, Everyone Does As Well) Lisa: I Just Heard A Loud Vocalization Coming From The Room In Which Meals Are Served. I Believe It Came From One Of Our Parental Units. Lynn Sr: [From The Dining Room] *Shouting* Kids! Can You Come Here For A Sec?! (They Go Downstairs And Into The Dining Room. Where The Parents Are) [On-screen] Look At This! (He Shows Them The Messy Table With The Empty Tray That Used To Have PB&J Sandwiches) Lincoln: What Happened? Lynn Sr: I Made A Total Of Eleven PB&J Sandwiches For Your School Lunch! And Now Look! It's All Gone! The Siblings: Gasp/Oh!/So That's What Happened.../That Explains It. Rita: And We Know Who's Responsible... (She Looks At Baby Lori Who Sweats Nervously In Response) It Was... (Baby Lori Gulps But Suddenly...) YOU! (Rita Points At Lana) Lana: What?! Me?! Um, Can I Get Some Explanation? Lynn Sr: Will This Explain It To You? (Lynn Sr. Takes Out Lana's Cap Which Is Covered In Mud) Lana: *Gasp* My Hat! (She Takes It) How Did It... Rita: Not Only That, You Also Left Some Muddy Footprints! (She Points To The Floor Which Is Covered In Mud) I Should've Known You Couldn't Resist The Mud Puddles Outside. Lana: B- But I Resisted This Time! I Swear It Wasn't Me! Lynn Sr: Sorry Lana But After You Come Back From School, You're... *Slow Motion* Grounded. Lori (2 Years): [In Her Mind] Huh... I Thought I Was Gonna Get Grounded... *Gasp* I'm The Youngest Now! I Should've Known, The Youngest Barely Gets In Trouble! Huh... Hehe... [No Longer In Her Mind] *Mischievously & Quietly* Sowwy, Wiwy, But Now Ish WOWI'S Turn To Haf Fun Being A Too Yee Owd... ===After School=== (In The Twins' Room) Lana: I Just Don't Get It, Lols. I Didn't Even Eat Any PB&J's!! (Lana Faceplants Onto Her Pillow) Lola: For Some Reason, Lans... I Believe You. And... I Wanna Find Out Who's The Real Responsible One! Lana: You'd Do That For Me? (Lola Nods) Aww... Thanks, Lols. (They Do A Twin Hug, But It Gets Disturbed By...) Rita: [Off-screen] *Angry* LOLA MARIE LOUD!! Lana: Uh Oh... Mom And Dad Only Use Our False Middle Name When They're Mad... (The Twins Go Downstairs, Where Rita Is) Lola: Uh, Mom... You Called? Rita: Yes... I Did... (Brief Silence) Lola: Uh... Is Something Wrong? Rita: Why, Yes... This! (She Takes Out A Plate With Carrot Cake Stains. Lola Takes A Sniff) Lola: Is That Carrot Cake? Rita: Yeah! Of Course It Is... Mrs. Sweet Tooth Queen! Lola: Uh, Why Are You Mad At Me?! Rita: Do I Have To Make It More Obvious?! I'm Mad At You 'Cause You Ate It! Lola: What?! Why Are You Accusing Me?! Rita: Oh, I Don't Know... Maybe Because I Found This! (She Takes A Powder Of Pink Glitter From Her Pocket) The Fridge Was Covered In Glitter! Lola: What? That's Not My Glitter! (She Takes A Sniff) Wait A Minute... *Shocked* That IS My Glitter! B- But... I Didn't- It Wasn't Me! Rita: Save It! I've Been Saving That Carrot Cake For Me To Eat When I'm Too Stressed Out! And Apparently The "Princess" Of This House Decided To Ruin My Day Even More! You're Grounded With Lana! (Lola Is Flabbergasted) End Of Of Discussion! (She Goes In Her Room) Lola: B- But... I Didn't... Lana: Well... The Good News Is That We're In This Together! The Bad News Is That The "This" Is Being Grounded... (Baby Lori Is Watching From The Stairs, She Burps Out An Orange Cloud, Indicating That She's The One Who Ate The Carrot Cake. She Fist Pumps) Lori (2 Years): Mishun Accompwished! (She Leaves) ===Tuesday=== (In Lisa's And Lily's Room, Lisa Is Holding The Fixed Ageswapping Device) Lisa: Hmm... Let's Test It. (She Looks Around Her Room And Sees An Old Blue Rat And A Baby Gray Rat) Target Located. (She Presses The Ageswapping Device And Aims It At The Rats, It's Antena Makes A Green Beam That Hits The Rats. Suddenly, The Old Blue Rat Is Now A Baby And The Baby Gray Rat Is Now And Elderly) Success. I'm Not Surprised, I Am A Genius After All. Welp, Time To Share The Good News! (Her Stomach Rumbles) *Queasy* Ooh... Lincoln Was Right About Eating Too Many PB&J Sandwiches... (Her Stomach Rumbles Even More) I Need To Go! (She Does So, But Unbeknownst To Lisa, Baby Lori Was Eavesdropping On Her Behind The Door) Lori (2 Years): Oh No... Need Choo Chell Wiwy! (At Luna And Luan's Room, Luan Is Giving Some Money To Grown-up Lily) Luan: *Pleading* Here's Fifty Bucks, Now Please Don't Tell Dad About My Secret! (Grown-up Lily Counts The Money) Lily (18 Years): You're Five Dollars Short... (Luan Gets Down On Her Knees) Luan: *Pleading* Lily, Please! I Can't Loose Mr. Coconuts! (Lily Thinks) Lily (18 Years): Fine... (She Takes Out Mr. Coconuts) Here. You're Lucky I Feel Bad... (She Gives Mr. Coconuts To Luan, Who Hugs Him) Luan: *Emotional* Oh, Mr. Coconuts! Did The Meanie Lily Hurt You? (Grown-up Lily Angrily Clears Her Throat) Uh... I'm Gonna Go. (She Dashes Out Of Her Room As Grown-up Lily Rolls Her Eyes) Lily (18 Years): Hehe, I'm Loving My New Life. (Baby Lori Comes In The Room) Oh, Hey, Lori. Loving Your New Life? Lori (2 Years): Ya, But Wowi Haf News! (Lily Raises An Eyebrow) Wisa Dun Fixing Ageshwap Defice! Lily (18 Years): Wait... She's Done?! Already?! But How?! Dang It! I Was Just Having Fun! Lori (2 Years): Me To... Now Wowi Will Be Teenaygee Again... Lily (18 Years): But... Lori (2 Years): But What? Lily (18 Years): But What If You Still Stayed As A Baby And I Still Stayed As A Grown-up? Lori (2 Years): But Wisa Will Shwap Ow Ages... Lily (18 Years): Lori, I Have A Plan So Simple To The Point That It's Not Even Considered A Plan. ===A Few Minutes Later...=== (In The Living Room, The Others Are In The Living Room Waiting For Lori And Lily) Lincoln: So... When Are They Coming? Lisa: Hmm, They Should Be Here In Three, Two, One... (Baby Lori And Grown-up Lily Are On The Stairs) Lily (18 Years): Hey, Guys! [To Lisa] Lisa, You Called Me And Lori? Lisa: Affirmative, I Have Fixed The Ageswapping Device And Now We Can Successfully Swap Your And Lily's Ages! Don't Worry, I Tested It. Anyways, May You Please Sit On The Couch? (They Do So) Anyways... [To The Others] May You Please Step Back? (They Do So) Okay, Three... (She Aims At Baby Lori And Grown-up Lily) Two... (She Prepares To Hit The Button) One... (She Clicks The Button But Lori And Lily Avoid The Green Beam, Causing It To Hit The Couch And Burn It) Lori (2 Years): Ha! You Mished! (She Blows A Raspberry At Them) Leni: Hey, Stay Still! Lisa Need To Turn You Into A Teenager Again! Lisa: Actually, Lori Has Reached Early Adulthood But... Whatever. Anyways, Stay Still! (She Tries To Shoot Grown-up Lily But She Keeps On Dodging) Grr... Stop It! Lynn Sr: Lily And Lori Marie Loud, You Will Stay Still! (They Do So) Oh.. Well That Was Easy. Lisa: Thank You, Father. (She Shoots Again But Unbeknownst To Them...) Lily (18 Years): Nope! (...Grown-up Lily Uses A Mirror As A Shield And The Green Beam Ricochets Across The Room) Lisa: *Angry* Hey! *Notices* Duck! (Her And The Others Duck, Dodging The Green Ray And Instead It Hits The TV, Breaking It) [To Lily And Lori] Can You Two Neanderthal Nincompoops Stop It?! Lily (18 Years): Ha! No. (Baby Lori Gets On Grown-up Lily's Back And Blows A Raspberry At The Others) Rita: No? What Do You Mean "No"?! Lola: Yeah, Lori Was The Oldest! Not The Youngest! Lana: Yeah, And Lily Was The Youngest! Not The Oldest! Luan: Yeah, We Need To Get You Two Back To Normal! Lily (18 Years): Well, I've Never Known What It's Like Being The Oldest And Now That I Know, I Want To Stay As The Oldest! Lori (2 Years): Yeah! And Wowi Wanna Haf Fun Being Baby Again! Lisa: So That's How You're Gonna Act? Then I'll Just Have To Swap Your Ages By Force! (She Aims At Lily Who Quickly Dodges It) Ugh! [To The Others] GET THEM! (Lincoln Grabs Baby Lori But He Immediately Lets Go Of Her When She Bites Him) Lincoln: Ouch! Why Do Babies Love Biting People So Much?! Lynn Jr: Quit Questioning And Start Catching Them, Stinkoln! (She Chases Lily Who Goes Up The Stairs) Come Back Here! (Lily Goes In The Bathroom And Closes The Door) Oh Come On, Lily! Y'know I Can Just Break The Bathroom Door With A Lynn-sane Kick, Right? (She Does So) Now C'mere And- Huh? (It Turns Out Grown-up Lily Grabbed Lana's Wrench And Unscrewed The Sink Pipes) Lily (18 Years): Expect The Unexpected. Lynn Jr: Dang It, I Hate Expecting The Unexpected... (Lynn Gets Blasted Out Of The Bathroom And Hits Lincoln's Room's Door) Ouch. (Grown-up Lily Exits The Bathroom And Goes In Lori And Leni's Room) Lily (18 Years): Phew. Dodged That Bulle- (Lucy Is In Front Of Her, Holding Baby Lori) AHH! Lucy: Lily, If You Keep On Avoiding Us, Then You'll Suffer Deadly- (She Gets Kicked Out Of The Room, But Not Baby Lori) Consequences... (Lisa Walks Up To The Goth Girl) Lisa: I Believe You Were Suppose To Get Her To Believe Your "Fortune" But I Can See That It Didn't Go As Planned. Lucy: Yeah, Especially Since She Took My Crystal Ball Because Apparently It Was A Punishment For Popping Out Of Nowhere All The Time. Sigh. (Inside Lori And Leni's Room...) Lily (18 Years): See, Lori? A Plan So Simple To The Point It's Not Even Called A Plan. Lori (2 Years): Show Wut Now? Lily (18 Years): Uh... I... I Don't Know... Lori (2 Years): *Sarcastically* Wow... That's Gwate! Lily (18 Years): Welp, All We Can Just Do Now Is Just Stay Here Until They're Gone. Lynn Jr: [Off-screen] Y'know These Walls Are Ludicrously Thin, Right? And We Ain't Never Leaving This House Until You Get Out! [On-screen] In Three... Two... One... (She Punches The Door Open) *Shouting* Lynn-sanity In The HOU- (Surprisingly, No One Is In The Room Anymore) House... (The Others Get In) Luna: Let's Check Outside The Window, Afterall, It's Open. (They Do So And They See Baby Lori And Grown-up Lily Running To The Backyard) Lynn Sr: I Think They're Heading To The Backyard. Lana: Quick, Before They Get There First! (In The Backyard, Baby Lori Approaches Lisa's Bunker And Types In Lisa's Birthday But Unexpectedly...) Robotic Voice: INCORRECT PASSWORD. ONE MORE TRY. Lori (2 Years): Wait, What?! Lily (18 Years): Dang It! Lisa Must've Changed It! Lori (2 Years): Finawwy! And Also... Oh No! (In The Loud House Hallway, Everyone Is Cramped On The Stairs) Lucy: Scooch Over! Rita: Can Someone Move Please? Lisa: Very Typical. Lincoln: We Should Really Start Going Down The Stairs One By One. Luan: Yeah, 'Cause Someone Might Be STAIR-ing At Us Right Now. Get It? Luna: Dude! There's No Time For Jokes Right Now! Luan: That Was A Pun! Lisa: Pretty Sure Puns Count As Jokes. (Back To Grown-up Lily And Baby Lori, Baby Lori Is Still Typing Some Passwords) Lori (2 Years): Uh... Wut Da Passwud? Wut Da Passwud? Lily (18 Years): Uh... (She Gets An Idea) I Know! Try Lisa's Birthday But Backwards. (She Does So) Robotic Voice: ACCESS GRANTED. (Lisa's Bunker Opens. Baby Lori Fist Pumps. Cuts Back To The Others, They Go To The Kitchen And Open The Backdoor) Lynn Jr: Aha! (But Grown-up Lily And Baby Lori Are Inside The Bunker And They Close It After Blowing A Raspberry) Dang It... Lisa: What Happened? Lynn Jr: They Went In Your Bunker. Lisa: *Devastated* H- How?! *Heavy Sigh* I Guess Backwards Birthdays Don't Make Good Passwords. ===In Lori And Leni's Room...=== Lynn Sr: Ding Dang Darn It! Why Do Those Two Not Wann Swap Ages Again? It's Not Like They're Gonna Die. Lynn Jr: Well... Lily Did Say That Since She Finally Knows How It's Like Being The Oldest, She Wants To Stay The Oldest. Lola: And Lori Did Say She Wanted To Experience Being A Baby Again. (Everybody Starts To Argue With Each Other Except Lincoln) Lincoln: Guys, Guys, Guys! Come On! There's No Time For An Arguement!! (Suddenly...) Clyde: [From Walkie-talkie] Lincoln? You There, Buddy? (Lincoln Takes Out His Walkie-talkie) Lincoln: Hey, Clyde! (There's A Split Screen, One With Clyde In His House And The Other With Lincoln) Everything Okay? Clyde: Yup. *Notices* Hey, I'm Hearing An Arguement. I Assume You And Your Sisters Are Fighting Again? Lincoln: Yup. You Got That Right. Clyde: I Don't Want To Be Nosey But Can I Ask Why Are They Fighting? Lincoln: Trust Me, LONG Story. Howard: Clyde, Sweetie, Who Are You Talking To? Clyde: [To His Dad] My Best Friend. Harold: Okay, But Make Sure You Don't Talk To Him On Your Walkie-talkie While You're Eating Your Snacks 'Cause You Know What Happened Last Time, Right? Clyde: [To His Dad] I Know, I Know, And Please Don't Remind Me Of Such Horrible Memory Lincoln: What Do You Mean By That? Clyde: [To Lincoln] Let's Just Say Last Time While I Was Talking To Liam On The Phone While Eating, I Accidentally Swallowed Ten Peas At The Same Time And I Nearly Choked To Death. *Sigh* My Dad's Were Right, I Will Soon Regret It. (Lincoln Gets An Idea) Lincoln: *Gasp* Clyde! You Just Saved My Butt! Thanks, Bud. Clyde: Uh... You're Welcome I Guess. Oh! And Also, Are You Free Tomorrow? Lincoln: Yeah, Why? Clyde: Let's Just Say There's A Best Friends Dancing Competition. Do You Wanna- Lincoln: Definitely!! Clyde: Great! See You At 6:00 PM Sharp! (Lincoln Hangs Up And The Screen Unsplits) Lincoln: [To His Family] Guys! I Got An Idea! (Lincoln Gets Their Attention) But Before I Say It, Any Questions? (Lynn Raises Her Hand) Lynn Jr: Yeah I Got One. (Points At Unfathomas Who's Feathers And Fur Still Didn't Grow Back) What Happened To Him? Unfathomas: I Don't Want To Talk About It... (Meanwhile In Lisa's Bunker...) Lily (18 Years): So... What Are We Gonna Do Now Lori? Lori (2 Years): I Dunno. Stay Hee Fowever? Lily (18 Years): A, What The Heck. B, I'm Hungry And C, I Feel Like I'm Being Watched. Lori (2 Years): Dats Cuz Wights Aw Nut On. (Baby Lori Turns On The Lights In Lisa's Bunker, It Is Revealed That Lisa's Robots Are Sitting On The Sofa) Lori And Lily: AAAH!!! Todd: GREETINGS, UH... Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: WAIT A MINUTE, WHO ARE YOU?! FriendBot 1000: YEAH, YOU'RE NOT A PART OF THE LOUD FAMILY. Todd: I SAY WE PUNISH THESE INTRUDERS. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: OOH, I LIKE PUNISHING INTRUDERS, IT REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME I ELIMINATED A SNOWMAN. MEMORIES. FriendBot 1000: OKAY, ENOUGH CHIT CHAT. (The Robots Surround Lily And Lori As They Gulp. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms Prepares To Shoot Them With A Laser But Before He Could, The Bunker Suddenly Opens And Lisa Comes In) Lisa: Halt! (They Do So) FriendBot 1000: LISA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: YEAH, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PUNISH THESE INTRUDERS. Lisa: They Aren't Intruders, They're Lori And Lily! (This Confuses The Robots) Lily Became The Eldest And Lori Became The Youngest.... Todd: I THOUGHT IT WAS VICE VERSA. Lisa: Let's Just Say I Made An Ageswapping Device And This Happened. Lily (18 Years): Poo Poo. Lori (2 Years): Literally. FriendBot 1000: OOPS, I GUESS IT WAS JUST A FALSE ALARM. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: I APOLOGIZE FOR NEARLY TURNING YOU INTO ASHES. Lily (18 Years): Eh, It's Fine. Lisa: Anyways, Eldest And Youngest Sister, Please Follow Me. Lori (2 Years): *Suspicious* Why.....? Lisa: Family Meeting. Lily (18 Years): *Suspicious* Do We Have To? Lisa: Everyone Who Is Related To The Louds Are Obliged To Attend, That's Why It's Called A FAMILY Meeting. Lily (18 Years): Fine. *Whispers Into Lisa's Ear* But I Don't Trust You, Yet. (The Scene Cuts To The Living Room, Where Everyone Else Is Waiting For Lisa, Lily And Lori) Leni: *Bored* Are They Here Yet? Lincoln: *Annoyed* Not Yet. Leni: *Bored* Are They Here Yet? Lincoln: *Annoyed* Not Yet. Leni: *Bored* Are They Here Yet? Lincoln: *Annoyed* Oh My Ace Savvy.... Leni, They're- Lisa: I'm Here. (They Come Out Of The Dining Room) With The Ones You've Called. Lynn Sr: Ah, Yes. Lily And Lori, We've- Rita: Lynn, Lincoln Came Up With It So It's Best If You Let Him Say It. Lincoln: Thank You, Mom. Good Morning, Lori And Lily. Lori (2 Years): Itz Eefning, Twup. Lily (18 Years): Twup? Eefning? What The Heck Is That? Lisa: I Believe Lori Said "It's Evening, Twerp". Lincoln: Huh, Been A Long Time Since You've Called Me That. Anyways, I've Got A Bet For You Two... Lily (18 Years): You Have A Bet For Us? Lola: *Sarcastic* Noooo, He Has A Golden Underwear! *Angry* Of Course He Has A Bet You Dumb- (Lincoln Covers Her Mouth) Lincoln: Anyways, As I Was Saying. I Have A Bet For You Two. Lori (2 Years): Which Is? Lincoln: If You And Lily Can Last Until Sunday Without Suffering The Consequences Of Ageswapping, Then You Both Are Gonna Have To Swap Ages. Lily (18 Years): And If We Do Last Until Sunday? Lincoln: Then You Can Stay Like That For As Long As You Want. Lily (18 Years): ..........I'll Take That Bet. Lori? (Lori Nods) Lincoln: Then It's Official. (They Shake Hands) You Won't Even Last A Day... Lily (18 Years): Trust Me, Lincoln, I Doubt It. ===Wednesday=== (In The Afternoon, Baby Lori And Grown-up Lily Are Watching In The TV) Lily (18 Years): So Far, So Good! Right, Lori? Lori (2 Years): Yeah. Nuthings Gunna Stwop Us! (Suddenly, Someone Calls From Lori's Phone, Grown-up Lily Picks It Up And The Caller Is Revealed To Be...) Bobby: Hey, Babe. *Realizes* Wait... Who Are You? You're Not My Girlfriend! Lily (18 Years): That's Because I'm Lori's Friend, Uh... Lizzy... Floud! Bobby: Eh, I'll Buy It. (Baby Lori Takes The Phone Away From Lily) Lori (2 Years): Bobby!! Bobby: Oh, Hello, Lily! Lori (2 Years): No, Ich Me! Wo- (Grown-up Lily Takes The Phone Away From Her) Lily (18 Years): Yeah, Sorry, Bud. Lori's Taking A... Uh... Five Hour Shower! I'll Tell Her You Called, Okay? Bye!! Bobby: Wait, But- (She Hangs Up) Lily (18 Years): Phew! Close Call. Lori (2 Years): *Sad* B- Boo Boo Bear... (She Starts Crying) WOWI WANNA SPEAK WID BOO BOO BEAR!!!! (She Cries More) Lily (18 Years): *Sarcastic* Great... Just What We Need... Another Crying Baby.... ===Thursday=== (Grown-up Lily Is Playing Building Blocks While Whistling) Lynn Sr: *Off-screen* Lily! Can You Come Here For A Sec!? (Grown-up Lily Goes In The Kitchen Where Her Father Is) Lily (18 Years): Hey, Dad. You Called? Lynn Sr: Why, Yes. I Need You To Take Care Of This. (He Holds A Soufflé) Lily (18 Years): Uh... This Might Sound Disrespectful But... Why Should I Do It? Lynn Sr: Because You Are Now The Oldest One, And The Oldest Is The Responsible One. Lily (18 Years): R- Res- Responsible? (Lynn Sr. Nods) Lynn Sr: Don't Worry, It's A Piece Of Cake! N- Not Really It's A Soufflé But You Get The Joke! (He Places The Soufflé On The Dining Table...) BRB In A Few Minutes! (...And Leaves Through The Front Door) Lily (18 Years): *Annoyed Sigh* Don't Worry, Lily. You Can Do It. If You Managed To Shave All Of Lincoln's Pet Monkey-Parrot's Feathers And Fur Without Injuring Him, Then You Can Manage To Take Care Of This Delicious Looking Soufflé. (She Then Heard Something Outside The Window) Huh? What's That? (It Turns Out, Lana's New Pet Squirrel, Teyla, And Charles Are Playing Chess) Charles: Woof Woof Woof? ("Do I Move The Pawn Or The Rook?") Lily (18 Years): A Squirrel And A Dog Playing Chess? I Wonder Who'll Win. (Lana Comes In The Dining Room) Lana: Hey, Lily. Have You Seen My Lucky Chicken Bone? Lily (18 Years): *Not Listening* Yeah, Yeah. Totally. Lana: You're Not Listening Are You? Lily (18 Years): *Not Listening* Yeah, Sure. It's On The House. (Lana Groans In Anger. She Then Sees The Soufflé, Her Eyes Widen) Lana: *Mischievously* Hehe... I've Got An Idea... (She Takes Her Phone And Presses Record) Hey, Lily. Can I Eat The Soufflé? Lily (18 Years): *Not Listening* Yeah, Sure. I Don't Really Care. (Lana Stops Recording And She Digs In And She Burps Afterwards. Lynn Sr. Comes Back) Lynn Sr: Alright, Lily. I'm- *Horrified* AHH! The Soufflé! *Angry* Lana Marie Loud! (Grown-up Lily Turns Around) Lily (18 Years): Oh, Hey, Da- *Notices* LANA?! What In Blarney Did You Do?! (Lynn Sr. Crosses His Arms And Taps His Feet, Waiting For An Answer) Lana: Don't Look At Me Like That! Lily Said I Can Eat It! Lily (18 Years): No I Did Not! (Lana Takes Out Her Phone And Plays The Recording) Lana: [In Recording] Hey, Lily. Can I Eat The Soufflé? Lily (18 Years): [In Recording] Yeah, Sure. I Don't Really Care. (The Recording Stops, Lynn Sr. And Lily Are Flabbergasted) Lynn Sr: Lana, Sweetie. Can You Give Me And Lily Some Alone Time? (She Leaves) [To Lily] Lily Marie Loud! Why The Heck Would You Give Lana The Soufflé When You Agreed To Protect It?! Lily (18 Years): But I- Lynn Sr: Y'know What? I Don't Wanna Hear It! Lily (18 Years): Then Why'd You Ask? Lynn Sr: *Stern* Don't You Dare Play Smart With Me, Young Lady. You Are Grounded! Lily (18 Years): Dang It... *Realizes* Wait... I Can't Even Go Outside Ever Since I Swapped Ages With Lori! Lynn Sr: Right, Good Point. Then You're Not Allowed To Watch In The TV! Lily (18 Years): But- Rita: [Off-screen] Lily, Sweetie! Can You Come And Help Me For A Sec!? Lily (18 Years): Coming, Mom! (She Goes To Her Mother Who Is At The Garage) You Called, Mom? Rita: Yes, Sweetie. I Need You To Help Me Carry These Heavy Boxes. Upstairs. Lily (18 Years): Eh... This Might Sound Disrespectful But Why'd You Call ME? Rita: Because You Are Now The Oldest One, And The Oldest Is The Responsible One. (The Word "Responsible" Echoes In Lily's Head. She Gulps) Lily (18 Years): I'm Not Gonna Survive... ===3 Days Later=== (Everyone Except Lily And Lori Are In Lori And Leni's Room. Lisa Rolls Her Sleeve To Reveal A Watch, She Checks The Time) Lisa: According To My Calculations, They Should Be Here In Three... Two... One... (Baby Lori And Grown-up Lily Enter The Room, Looking Like A Mess) Lynn Sr: There You Are! Luan: We Were Waiting For You Two. Lincoln: And I've Got News For You! (Lori And Lily Sit Down, Exhausted) Lily (18 Years): *Catches Her Breath* Well, What's The News? Lincoln: It's Now Sunday! I Guess I Underestimated You Two. You Can Now Stay As Your Current Age For As Long As You Want! (Lincoln's Words Echoes In Lily's And Lori's Heads While Their Eyes Twich) Lily (18 Years): *Had Enough* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I CAN'T! I CAN'T! Lori (2 Years): *Had Enough* I NO WANNA BE BABY ANYMORE!!! Lincoln: Woah, Woah, Woah. Calm Down, You Two. Just Tell Us What's Wrong. Okay? Luna: Yeah, That Was Kinda Weird, Dude. Rita: Is Something Wrong? Lisa: Yeah, That Was Pretty Sudden. (Grown-up Lily Takes A Deep Breath) Lily (18 Years): The Truth Is... I Regret Being An Eighteen Year Old... Lori (2 Years): And I Wegwet Being A Baby... Me Wanna Talk To Fwends And Boo Boo Bear!! Lily (18 Years): And I Wanna Live The Life Of A Two Year Old Again!! (She Sighs) Look... I'm Sorry For Acting Dominant And Bossy... I Really Am... Lori (2 Years): And Me Sowwy For Being Bwatty... Leni: *Confused* What's Bwatty? Lisa: I Believe She Meant "Bratty". Lincoln: Don't Worry, We Forgive You Both! (He Puts His Hand On Grown-up Lily's Shoulder) It's You're First Time Being An Eighteen Year Old [To Baby Lori] And You're Just Doing What A Normal Baby Would Do. (Everyone Hugs Them) Lily (18 Years): But It's Sunday... Doesn't That Mean We'll... Lori (2 Years): Be Wike Dis Fo'ever? Lisa: Actually, No... Lily (18 Years): Wait... Really? Lincoln: Guys, I Said "For As Long As You WANT" And You Clearly Don't Want It Anymore. So... (Lisa Takes Out The Ageswapping Device) Lisa: We're Gonna Swap Your Ages! Lori And Lily: For Real?!/Really?! (Lisa Nods) Yes! Lisa: Family, Stand Back. (They Do So) Okay... In Three... Lily (18 Years): *Impatient* Just Do It!! (She Does So And Both Lily And Lori Get Zapped. The Screen Turns Black) Lynn Sr: *Echoes* Lori? Wakey Wakey! (Suddenly, The Scene Cuts To Someone's POV, They Open Their Eyes And The Family Is In Front Of Her) Rita: Get Up. You're Back! ???: I'm What? (The POV Looks At The Mirror And We Can See A Reflection Of...) Lori: *Gasp* I'M BACK!!! (It No Longer Shows Lori's POV, She Hugs Her Family In Happiness) IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE A TEENAGER AGAIN!! Lisa: Actually, Lori, You've Reached Early Adulthood. Lori: Shut Up And Just Literally Enjoy The Hug. *Realizes* Wait... Where's Lily? Lily: [Off-screen] Wowi!! (The Camera Zooms Out, Revealing That Lily Is Now A Baby Again And Is Behind Lori) Lori: Lily!! You're A Cute Baby Again!! (They Hug) *Realizes* Wait... How Are We In Are Casual Clothes? Lisa: As Stated Before, The Electrocution Actually Burnt Your Clothes And Once Again, Leni And Lola Provided The Clothing For You Two. Lincoln: And Luckily, Mom Was There To Shield My Eyes. (Unfathomas, Still With No Fur And Feathers, Is Beside Lincoln) Unfathomas: *Angry* I Still Don't Forgive Lily For What She Did To My Feathers And Fur! (Lily Goes Up To Unfathomas And...) What Do You Want? (...She Shows Puppy Eyes Whilst Whimpering) Oh No... *Trying To Resist* Babies Aren't Cute... Babies Aren't Cute... Babies Aren't Cute... Babies. Aren't. Cute. (He Sighs) Maybe I'll Forgive You For Now. (Lily Hugs Unfathomas) Lily: Unfatomus! Unfathomas: She... Said My Name... (Unfathomas Emotionally Cries) Lynn Sr: Hey, I Thought Me And Lori Were The Only Ones Who Have The Tendancies To Get Emotional. Lori: I Guess I Was The Baby Boss And You Were The Boss Baby For A While. Huh, Lily? Lily: Boss Baby And Baby Boss! Haha! (Iris Out On Lily And Lori, They Wink At The Camera) The End! Trivia -+-+-+-+- • Non Canon - Todd Has Been Hijacked Before By An Unknown Person • Non Canon - Unfathomas Stayed With Lincoln. (Read My Rewrite Of "Save Royal Woods!" If You Don't Know Who He Is) • Canon - Lisa Still Has The PAMELA Ever Since The Episodes "Space Jammed" And "Day Of The Dad" • Non Canon - Rita Saves A Carrot Cake For Her To Eat When She's Too Stressed Out. • Non Canon - Lisa Finally Changed The Password To Hear Bunker. • Non Canon - One Time, Clyde Swallowed Several Peas At The Same Time And Nearly Choked To Death. • Canon - Todd, Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms And FriendBot 1000 Still Stay In Lisa's Bunker Ever Since The Shorts "Robot Sitcom" And "Robot Reboot" • Canon - Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms Mentions How He Eliminated Lana's Snowman In The Episode "Snow Bored" • Non Canon - Charles And Teyla Know How To Play Chess. (Read My Fanfic "Goin' Nuts!" If You Don't Know Who Teyla Is) References -+-+-+-+- The Boss Baby & The Baby Boss - "The Boss Baby" Is A DreamWorks Movie And "The Baby Boss" Is Just "Boss" And "Baby" Switched. Newton's Three Laws Of Motion - Lisa Mentions This When She Gets Out Of Her Room After Hearing Lori And Lily Fighting. Are We There Yet? - Leni Keeps Asking Lincoln "Are They Here Yet?" Three Times And Lincoln Keeps Telling Her "Not Yet" Similar To The CocoMelon Nursery Rhyme.