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「Chapter Three—The Right Direction」 Play Track: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go”, by Wham! “Alright, I’ll admit it. I’m a little bit jealous. Sometimes I wish mine was bigger. And I see you waving that enormous thing around and it looks so big and heavy…” “And perfect for crushing skulls!” “Exactly!” “…Can I touch it?” “Wow! Okay! Not, uh… not sure exactly what conversation I just dropped in on, but—” “What? We’re talking about our weapons Peter.” Gamora slouched a little too much, her eyelids heavy and a bit off-kilter as she leaned over the bar, “…what did you think we were talking about? “He thought that you were talking about her butt.” “Mantis!” “Yes, that has also been used to crush skulls.” “Surely, falling in battle to Lady Hellbender is an honorable death, regardless of the method of execution.” “I didn’t say anything about battle…” When it came to working with the Guardians of the Galaxy, even the simplest task could feel like herding cats. Loud, opinionated cats