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Jelliet: hi there, welcome to the Jelliet and Royalty Fortuna show. I'm Jelliet J. Jam. Fortuna: and I'm Fortuna B. Honda. And today we're going to talk about... Uh... What are we talking about? Jelliet: Fort, don't you remember? We're going to talk about how to exterminating all male dragons and male monsters. Fortuna: oh yeah, but first. We like to welcome our special guess tonight. Say hello to... Drum roll please? *drum roll* Fortuna: Delilah! *audience applause as Delilah enters the stage* Jelliet: oh, hi Delilah. Nice of you to drop by. Say hi to the audience. Delilah: Hi audience. Oh hey, Jelliet. After the show, Firstman needs you to take a picture of you, Emily and Stella naked. *Crowd awed* Jelliet: right. Uh hey, Delilah, I heard from your boyfriend, Firstman that you two had been dating for a while now and I want to say, congrats. Delilah: thank you Jelliet. You know, between you and me, I checked with Mistermister, the man got Cheetah pregnant but he doesn't know. *Farts* Jelliet: wow, That's a wet fart Delilah. Fortuna: yeah. Oh Jelliet, I thought maybe we can do something on our anniversary together. Jelliet: wow, really? Fortuna: yep, Delilah can come if she brings Firstman. Delilah: sure. I was thinking a dinner theatre with such a beautiful sight at night at the Eiffel Tower. Jelliet: ooh. That'll be nice. With chocolate. Fortuna: *Stomach growls* I'm hungry for chocolate now. Anyways, Delilah. Thanks for being in our show. Delilah: *Shows her butt and Farts* ooh, that stinks. Babe, if your watching this, this is for you. Jelliet: ooh... I like that booty. Delilah: *Strips naked* how's that? Jelliet: that's super sexy. *Farts* *Audience applause* Fortuna: so, how do you feel when you and Firstman meet? Delilah: oh, it was surprisingly good. One minute we met, the other you feel special. Jelliet: wow, that's great. Ok, before we end the show, Delilah do you have anything to say? Delilah: sure. *Bends over and claps her naked buttcheeks and inflated her belly* Jelliet: ooh... Awesome. Well, that's it for today. Tune in next time when we invite Guns-For-all and her nemisises. Fortuna: on... Both: *slap their own butts* Huge-pow and shablam. Good night folks.