--------King of Clubs---------Strong Bad and Tycho were playing poker with the other two. But Tycho couldn't keep his mind on the cards. How could he, if he had to stare at that sexy crimson egg-shaped face all day? He watched how Strong Bad's boxing glove hands deftly handled the King of Clubs. How delicate and swollen they were. He thought about how his penis might feel in those boxing glove hands. Incidentally, his penis was also called the King of Clubs.--------King of Clubs---------2 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tycho looked at his hand. He had the best hand that poker could have. He had all the suits and all the numbers. He had them all in a row, without even trying. But he didn't care about that right now. All he could ca
HSR - Not PokerThe On-Point Kings sat in the basement, which according to ancient Strong Badian lore -- Vintage 2007 -- was the perfect location for an invigorating game of snap.HSR - Not Poker3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"SNAP!" yelled Strong Mad waving his hands in the air.
"Strong Mad, The Cheat hasn't even dealt the cards yet," said Strong Bad.
The Cheat put on a pair of cool glasses and tried out a few suave, card-related one-liners.
Strong Bad had seen those glasses before. "Don't bother, man," he said. "Those X-Ray glasses do not work. Those back of the comic guys are total liars! And fibbers! And, uh... fabulists."
The Cheat sank in his head, made a sad little noise, and dealt the cards