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"Dont stick your nose where it doesnt belong" That phrase, uttered time and time again by his wise mentor, was repeating in the young adventurers mind. If only he'd listened, he wouldnt be stuck as this goblins stinking asshole. Thankfully, he knew that as long as she didnt submerge him in water for 24 hours, the spell would wear off and he would become human once again, and be able to continue his quest to locate the missing knight. And considering how terrible she smelled, he was confident that she didnt shower very often, if ever. Her green, sweaty ass cheeks were jiggling relentlessly with every step she took. After what seemed like an eternity, she finally reached her destination; the communal watering hole. "You having fun, human? Me have to cool off, it look like you get to stick around for long time." The adventurers mind started racing. Frantically, he tried to beg, but found himself underwater before he could make a sound. A strange, magical sensation washed over his new form, sealing his fate as a goblins gassy butthole. As soon as she stepped out of the water, he opened his mouth to curse, to scream, to beg, but the words came out in the form of a warm burst of nauseating, rancid air. PHBLLRRRPT! "Heh heh, noisy butt. Me know what that means. Time for humans first taste of goblin shit." As she squatted next to a tree, and the pressure in his throat slowly slid closer to his mouth, he couldnt do anything but hover helplessly over the mossy ground. "Surely this can't be my destiny! Im not just this disgusting goblins pucker, I'm a hummMPHLRRTTT!!!" . . . *plop* The goblin girl chuckled as the adventurers voice faded into a wet, pre-shit fart. The first turd plopped out of the poor butts "mouth", followed by another, and another. "How it taste, shit breath? This your life now, stupid. No more talk. Just my farts and poops." And with that, the goblin went on her merry way, excited to show off her new sentient ass mass. Whether it likes it or not~