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Name: Fiona Fangs Age: 25 Height: 5’8 Appearance Fiona Fangs has an athletic figure with small scars on her body and blonde hair flowing over her shoulders. Outside the ring, she wore an all-black outfit set with a black shirt, black pants, black boots, and a black jacket. She wore a red belt and across her black shirt, she had the image of a wolf head with red eyes and fangs. Inside the ring, she wore a red sports bra, red MMA-style gloves, red bottomwear, and red boots with thin, yellow lines running down their sides. Across her top, there was a blank, yellow championship belt image on it with the red-eyed, red-fanged wolf head on the center plate. Personality Overall, Fiona Fangs is a bully. She loves making other people hurt and hates it when her enemies become famous, so she does everything she can to disrespect them. Fighting Style Fiona uses a combination of technical and striking skills to brutally damage her opponents. She shows no mercy and thinks very little of the

Last time on Total Drama Island! The Killer Bass and The Screaming Gophers duked it out in an old-fashioned relay race through an obstacle course. It doesn’t sound challenging, right? Don’t worry, Chef and I added a BUTT-LOAD of explosives and rabid raccoons. With a major cash prize on the line, they had no choice but to run the gauntlet. And we got a BUTT-LOAD of hilarious recordings because of that! Who knew the raccoons enjoyed biting Harold in the groin? Anyways, Courtney and Lindsay fought for last place. Just as it seemed like Courtney was gonna be spared from elimination, she got her butt stuck in the final obstacle. …Pfft-hahaha~! Sorry, I can’t help but laugh remembering it. In the end, Courtney’s big butt booted her off the island. But tonight’s episode will be her redemption. Will Courtney succeed? Or will her butt cost her everything…again~? Find out tonight! On Total. Drama. Island~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “You can do this, Courtney! You are a C.I.T.!” With a determined

Disclaimer-This story contains: -FartWedgies -Facesitting -WedgieSaurus (Features Zoey from Total Drama and my Oc ‘Little Miss Bennet’.” It was an average day on Bully Island for Zoey as she walked through the beach. She was a relatively average size girl,standing 5’8” with a curvy figure.She had red hair with a flower and a red tanktop with tan pants.Along with a friendly personality. She was making her way through the warm sand when she unexpectedly bumped into someone else. ”Hey!!Watch it!” Yelled the unknown figure. Zoey:”Sorry!I didn’t see you Miss-“ Zoey looked down in surprise to see a rather short girl. This girl was none other than Angelique Bennet,an infamous mob boss. Little Miss Bennet was a bite sized girl,standing at 3’2”.She wears a pink suit with the sleeves rolled up,and equally pink pants. Though Angelique was short,she had great boobs and a big jiggly bubble butt.Her butt is so big that she always has her buttcrack and panties showing.She also smells

Clair was excited to finally meet up with the crew he was working with. He was a young red panda, dressed in a yellow sweater and high waisted blue jeans that he tucked in, with a pair of circular framed glasses over his face. He had been selected for a job that involved going to space with a few others and researching other planets. He had always found the universe exciting and this was his dream job ever since he was a kid. On his planet, being an astronaut of this variety was something that was fairly common, but it still took a large amount of skill to get into a position like this. Clair watched as the ship with his future crewmates opened up, revealing a 12 year old male beaver wearing a blue polo, khaki shorts, and a pair of thick glasses. Next to him stood a large 12 year old male bear with jeans, purple polo, and glasses that were very similar to Clair’s. After that was a relatively tall and athletic looking 12 year old male deer wearing blue jeans and green and yellow striped t-shirt. The final person who walked up from behind them was a tall and strong looking 16 year old bobcat, wearing a black jacket and a pair of tight jeans. The bobcat looked very attractive and Claire already felt intimidated. He stared blankly, not saying a word while the bobcat stared down, slightly confused but trying to be patient. Before Clair could say anything, he heard his mom yelling from behind him “Hey darling! You forgot something!” His mom ran up swiftly and appeared with a small bag. She lifted a small teddy bear out of the bag and said “It’s your luck teddy bear!” Clair’s face went bright red as he saw a few of the crewmates giggling. “How old are you again?” questioned the bobcat as she stared directly at Clair. “Um… 12… Ma'am” the red panda replied quietly. The Bobcat smirked, looking unmistakably happy “Ma'am? Glad to see someone has some respect around here.” The bobcat aimed her eyes at the other crew members who were giggling earlier and they all immediately stopped. Clair’s mom interrupted “Also I packed you extra socks and underwear just in case!” Clair’s mom held up a pack of tighty whities in front of the crew and Clair’s face blushed even harder. He saw the crew giggling. Even the stoic captain covered her face as she tried to stop herself from laughing. “I think you should go home now. Clair is in good hands with us. We also have a job to do so we shouldn’t waste any more time. I also forgot to introduce myself. My name is Maxine and I’ll be your captain on this ship Clair.” Maxine grabbed the bag from Clair’s mother and handed it to Clair, then she grabbed Clair’s shoulder and lead him to the inside of the ship. Clair felt awkward and squirmed away from her grasp while still continuing to follow her. “We can have an introduction with the rest of the crew before we take off.” Clair waved as his mother disappeared behind the metal door. As he entered the ship, the area looked surprisingly livable. It was basically just as good a real home. There was a large but modern looking living room set up in the middle of the ship. The floor was even carpeted which surprised him. His jaw was wide open as she took the entire place in. The deer interrupted “You might want to close your mouth, you’ll catch bugs.” “Oh, um sorry” Clair replied as he closed her mouth. “You don’t have to actually do it. I’m just messing with ya kiddo. My name’s Pen. I’m the one who’s in charge when things get heated.” Pen said as he held up his laser gun. “Not in here!” Maxine scolded. Before Pen could respond, the nerdy looking beaver approached and hugged him, which surprised Clair. “I’m Bernard, I’m excited to meet you. We’re both going to be the ones analyzing all data and walking across the planet. I can tell we’re going to be best friends.” “Y-yeah. Ok” Clair replied, feeling overwhelmed. The bear looked up and down at Clair as he was being hugged and simply said “My name’s Abe” in a gentle voice. “Well, now that that’s out of the way. I’m going to start our first mission. We’re going to the planet earth to study the life there. We’ve heard about this species called human’s who have developed an eerily similar society to us and we want to see how that is possible” Maxine announced. Abe followed her as they both entered the pilot’s room. Pen went off to his own room shortly after, saying “I’m going to get some beauty sleep while I wait for our next mission.” Clair looked at the last boy left, Bernard who began to excitedly show the small red panda around the entire ship. Clair felt happy as he didn’t have to try too hard when it came to making friends here. He spent an hour or so with Bernard as the beaver explained every part of the ship one at a time, no matter how pointless it was to him. Clair didn’t even say a complete sentence with how much this boy managed to talk. Before either of them knew it, they heard a loud bell. “Oh, that means our mission is starting!” Bernard said in excitement as he ran over to the living room where they met earlier.” They saw Maxine standing in front of everyone as she repeated many of the earlier details of the mission, while going more in depth. The idea was that they would sneak around while following a human being to see what their life was like. They had a target planned out already and Clair and Bernard were sent down to watch the subject. They landed in the woods where no one would be able to see them and got ready to track down the human. The subject’s name was Heather, she had blonde hair and blue eyes and lived in the house right next to these woods. Bernard took the lead as he led Clair through the woods. Immediately, Bernard ducked into a bush and Clair followed. The woods were close to this human’s backyard and she seemed to be exploring the woods on her own. “This is awesome” Bernard whispered as he took out his binoculars and began watching her from afar. Clair watched along with Bernard as he took out a small notepad and began jotting things down as he watched her behavior. Clair also looked around at the surrounding area to make sure they were completely safe. No other humans seemed to be anywhere nearby so she continued to watch. “Hey, who’s in that bush! I can see your binoculars!” the girl yelled as she began to run over. “This kid is weirdly brave!” Bernard said to Clair, excitement in his voice as he seemed to completely ignore the danger of the situation. “We gotta get out of here-“before Clair could finish, the girl pushed the leaves of the bush aside and stood over both of them. She was much taller than both boys, as they only seemed to reach up to her legs in height. Clair froze up, as he had no idea what to do. “This is all just a dream” Bernard said as he waved his arms around like they were made of mist, and then he suddenly threw the binoculars at the human’s head. Heather rubbed her head in pain and annoyance as she yelled “What are you, and why did you just do that?” She said as she grabbed both of them. “We’re aliens, please don’t hurt us.” Clair began to beg as she went limp in the large girl's arms. “Ok, I won’t hurt you” said the girl more reasonably. “You guy’s don’t look like aliens to me. You just look like a red panda and a beaver wearing nerdy clothes.” “Yeah, it’s weird huh.” Bernard replied as Heather began tying both of them to a tree with a jumprope. “Well umm… with how large the universe is, there are bound to be some similarities” Clair replied nervously. Clair felt completely restricted by the ropes as he laid against the tree next to Bernard. “I’ve got to show you guys to my friends, a talking red panda and beaver wearing nerdy outfits and visiting from outer space. Nobody’s gonna believe this, just wait here.” Clair felt defeated as he suddenly felt the ropes around his body get looser. He saw that Bernard managed to eat through her ropes and as soon as they fell off he yelled “Run for it!” Clair suddenly began to run but was immediately caught by Heather who grabbed him in a headlock, causing his butt to face outwards. His jeans became untucked as he bent over and his tighty whities stuck out. “Wow, you even have small white underpants to go with your tiny nerd outfit, how adorable!” teased Heather as she continued to headlock the red panda. “This calls for a mega wedgie!” Clair gulped “They have mega wedgies on your planet too!” “Yes they do!” she said as she grabbed Clair’s tighty whities and pulled up high, lifting the red panda into the air. Clair squealed in pain and embarrassment as she lifted up and down “Please put me down! I’ll go back to being tied up!” “No, that jump rope has already been destroyed. This is the only way I can restrain you.” She said as she hooked Clair’s white underwear onto a tree branch. “Oh, that’s gotta hurt!” Bernard said as he cringed in sympathy. “I think you might have to join him!” Heather laughed as she grabbed Bernard and untied him. She immediately hooked his underpants next to Clair’s, and watched as the beaver dangled by a pair of yellow briefs covered in small red dots with a blue waistband. Bernard tried to struggle and escape from his hanging wedgie but it was no hope. Clair hung limply as sh accepted his fate. Heather ran off as she went to get her friends. Bernard got out her watch which projected a small hologram screen with all the crew members in frame. Pen began laughing as he saw what happened to both of them. Clair’s face went bright red as he hid behind her hands. “We have an emergency!” Bernard exclaimed. “Yeah, I can tell” Pen replied sarcastically. “Yeah, it seems that human’s use a very similar torture method to a lot of the high schools from our home planet. It’s designed to humiliate both of us and cause us pain. The research material here is great but we have a problem. She’s going to bring his friends.” “We can beam you guys up as soon as possible.” Abe added suddenly. “How does 20 minutes sound?” “Can you come a bit earlier?” Clair begged. “Sorry if that’s rude, I don’t mean to be rude. This is just really embarrassing and my butt hurts so much.” “Sorry, 20 minutes is all I can do” Abe replied. “Try to research the forest life a bit here while you’re waiting.” “We’ll have to do this mission again” said Maxine sternly. Clair had forgotten that Maxine was even in the call. He felt extra humiliated knowing that his captain could see him hanging by his underwear. His face turned brighter red then before as he thought about the situation he was in. “I bet you guys haven’t felt pain like this since grade school!” Pen teased. “Yeah, I certainly remember my days back at school.” Bernard laughed. “What about you Clair?” “I… uh… I guess” Clair admitted awkwardly. “You don’t have to be shy, we’re both nerds here!” Bernard laughed again. Clair still didn’t feel comforted by this. “One last question for Clair, are those the underwear your mom got you?” Pen said mockingly. Clair felt even more embarrassed than before and wanted to hide away forever. He didn’t even know how to respond but luckily Maxine interrupted with “Ok, that’s enough” and ended the call. “Mega wedgie on the first day. That’s really bad luck.” Bernard tried to joke around. “I promise that this usually doesn’t happen. I spend most of my time working with my underwear inside my pants.” “Yeah haha” Clair chuckled awkwardly as he looked down. “I just don’t really want to be known as the boy who got a gigantic wedgie on her first day working here.” “Really? Being the boy who got a wedgie on her first day here sounds hilarious. That could be your thing. We can call you wedgie boy, or mister tighty whities because of the whole thing with your mom.” “I’d just like to put this behind us” “Well, the wedgies are already literally behind us right now!” Pen joked. “I think you have to relax.” “I… I guess so. It’s hard to relax with a wedgie.” “Really? I can tell from your posture that you’re quite used to getting these. You definitely got wedgied a lot growing up. I bet you got hooked up the flagpole a few times. Clair didn’t respond but his face turned red. Bernard knowingly smirked and said “I know that feeling, flagpole wedgies are like no other wedgie.” Suddenly, mid conversation, Clair felt him self get lifted into the sky. The tractor beam from the ship seemed to grab onto both boy’s underwear and pull them upwards quickly, be an even more devastating wedgie then before. They both appeared in the commander area, which appeared much more metallic and futuristic than the rest of the ship. They both levitated in the beams light as they hung by their underpants still. “Oh my, I’m so sorry!” Abe exclaimed as he turned the beam off, allowing both boys to fall to the ground. They both immediately tucked their underpants into their pants and picked their wedgies. Pen was rolling on the ground laughing. “What went wrong?” Maxine yelled angrily. “We had a slight wardrobe malfunction.” Pen replied. “It should be all good now.” “Why weren’t you there?” Maxine asked towards Pen. “This wasn’t considered a hostile planet. How was I supposed to know these lame nerds would somehow need me here?” Pen replied in annoyance. “I was just doing the surveillance.” “Come on, everyone had a rough day. Let’s just call it in for now.” Abe suggested towards Maxine. “Ok fine, but we’re still finishing our work around the ship until 5pm.” Maxine commanded. “The boys who dealt with the unusual earth punishment can take a short 15-minute break, but nothing longer.” “Yeah, that was the wedgie of a lifetime, I gotta sit down for a bit!” Bernard exclaimed as he walked over to the livingroom. Clair awkwardly waddled along as he followed him. Clair spent the rest of the day working in silence. Trying to not interact with anyone else on the ship. He felt as if everyone thought of his as a complete loser. Even though he wasn’t the only one who got caught, it seemed as though she was the main reason. Clair knew that she wasn’t very stealthy when they were hiding in the bush earlier that day. He was so noisy and it made them both get caught. The day had finished and Clair was finally getting ready to go to his personal quarters, right as he went to his door, he felt a tug on his underpants. It was much lighter than before and she looked behind to see Bernard “One last wedgie for good luck!” He smiled. “Thanks?” Clair awkwardly muttered back in slight confusion as Bernard still gripped his underwear. “Oh sorry, that was rude of me. I should have let you give me a wedgie first!” Bernard joked as he turned around and bent over. His yellow briefs covered in red dots and with a blue waistband showed again. “I’m not really a wedgie giver.” Clair replied. “Oh, so you’re only a wedgie receiver. That makes sense mister tighty whities!” “I don’t just wear tighty whities.” “Oh, can I see your underwear drawer then?” Clair blushed and then replied “ok I lied about that.” Bernard entered the doorway to his room anyways and said “Don’t worry, I was just looking for an excuse to hang out with you in your room. I want to get to know you. There isn’t a single person in my life who I got a mega wedgie with and didn’t end up becoming best friends with them. Hanging by your underpants is a sort of bonding experience in a way. Don’t you agree?” “I… I guess?” Clair said awkwardly. He began to enjoy the company of his new friend and wondered if he was actually right. All of his closest friends before had been people who he met while suspended be his underwear from a fence or tree. He sat on his bed alongside this weird beaver boy as they spent the rest of the night talking until Clair ended up falling asleep mid conversation. His first day had been exhausting but he felt a bit more optimistic towards the future thanks to Bernard.

In the field not moments after the elimination of Anne, the ginger haired rebel made her way back towards the centre brushing off the sleeves of her blue and white letterman jacket to make sure it was clean. Koyko continued making her way forward and looked over at the centre seeing most of the plant life was now starting to move around at will, with a small look of nerves she instincts turned and made her way away from the centre. However unaware to the flames haired girl she was about to be in some trouble, and she had no idea what she was about to encounter. Suddenly as she was walking a phase of blue light brushed past her causing the wind that followed it to push her skirt and jacket around which she instantly held down to make sure she wasn’t showing off her underwear. “Ah!” Koyko yelped as the blue light stopped and in its place stood a tall skinny brunette that wore orange tights, a white contraption on her chest with a blue light emitting from it and over this was a brown

The Luau was a wonderful tradition in Pelican Town. Omar being the town’s farmer, always made sure to bring his best ingredients for the big Soup! Everyone gets to put in their own ingredients, and Omar always wanted to show the fruits of his farming. Especially since the governor would come to town just for this event. Since he began getting close to Shane, Omar had been perfecting the way he grew his chillies. It was after all one of the ways he got Shane to see him as a friend, and then eventually a partner. They’ve been dating for a year now, and Shane with the help of Omar, town doctor Harvey, and his therapist in Zuzu City, he’s been able to work on his mental health, and improve a lot! After Joja Mart closed down following the completion of the Community Center, Shane started spending more time with Omar, helping around with the animals. They loved working together. It’s why when it was their turn to add something to the Luau Soup, they both added chillies! The soup was

Things had gone from bad to worse. You’d only been at school for a few hours today and already there were multiple girls promising you a romantic encounter after school, and you didn’t know what to do. Just when things seemed like they couldn’t get any worse, your old enemy Erika came over to you just before third period started. You had half a mind to take off in the other direction, but the last thing you wanted to start was another chase after how poorly you’d fared against Victoria & Jaspreet. “Don’t worry cutie, I’m not going to hurt you.” Erika informed you gleefully, you knew anything that could make her this happy was sure to mean trouble for you. “I just wanted to let you know that Violet is looking for you.” Erika couldn’t hold back her laughter when she saw the look of panic on your face when you heard Violet’s name. Violet was possibly the only girl in school who hated you more than Erika. While you had never dated any of the girls in your school Violet was the only one

Today is a good day for a swim, and what better place to do that then the school’s private indoor pool. Might as well be your own private pool given the schools lack of rules and regulation on its use post school hours. The school board has a lot of faith in its students, or more likely not enough funding to care. After a short stop in the locker room, you are dressed for the occasion. Marching out with a towel in hand, a muffled sound causes you to pause. Looking around the pool you see nothing. With a shrug you step forward only for the muffling to continue. Honing in your hearing, it sounds like a muffled voice, feminine, and it's coming from above? Tilting your head, you see a familiar girl in an awkward and uncomfortable situation. Ciara Wilpow, a girl notorious for getting into fights with bullies, is only in her bra and briefs, arms tied behind back, tape over mouth, and helplessly suspended from the high diving board by the seat of her waistband. The brief wearing brawler

“Hm. Curious. You appear to be struggling.” T’Lyn considered the situation for a moment, then lifted her rear slightly, the muffled screams from beneath her giving way to a huge, breathless gasp. The Vulcan watched calmly as Tendi inhaled desperately, a bit of color returning to her face as she breathed heavily, finding it impossible to piece together a coherent sentence for a few moments. “Is something wrong, ensign?” T’Lyn asked evenly, seeming completely unconcerned with the situation. “My research showed that Orions possess greater lung and stomach capacity than any other species aboard this ship. Additionally, I determined through…inadvertent testing with Ensign Mariner that Vulcan flatulence is potent enough to cause significant distraction for other officers in the same room.” “But—I—this—” Tendi sputtered frantically, trying to figure out how to communicate the problems with T’Lyn’s solution. “Y-you could’ve at least explained that!” “I did not consider it necessary,” T’Lyn

“So what’s going on exactly?” I asked as Vincent pulled me into his chest. “We’re doing a Q&A apparently.” He answered. “Why?” “The readers are curious, babe. Especially with the look we’ve given them into our relationship. The questions can’t be that bad.” He said. Q: How old are Dominic, Vincent, and Axel? “See, that’s an easy one. Dominic and I are nineteen and Axel is twenty-one. Although soon Axel will be twenty-two.” Vincent said. “And he still gives you wedgies.” I pointed out. “First off, he gave you them too. Second, he has told me time and time again that I will never be too old for him to wedgie me. I’m pretty sure he’s super serious about that.” Q: How long have Vincent and Dominic been dating for? “A few months. We’re not really counting.” Vincent shrugged. “Two months, one week, and five days.” I mumbled. “Well I guess one of us is counting.” He said. Q: What’s Vincent’s favorite way to bully Dominic? “Wedgies easily, especially the front ones. I love

Many believe that the Shadow-Spider lives in a secret high-tech cave. While others theorize that she’s a multimillionaire with a private mansion. Others think she is a government experiment agent who lives in a lab bunker. All of these are false, however. 6:00 AM Dormitorium building No. 7: home for students attending a number of different schools. Kumori Vesper, AKA: The Shadow-Spider, calls this dusty, hardly up-to-code building her home now. For the next four years, she would be bound to this place, as she attended Mallory College, “The School of Rejects” as some would call it. The elevator monitor shifted through the upper floor numbers down toward ground level, opening its doors to the lobby with an oddly soothing beeping sound. However, it was not Kumori Vesper who stepped out of the elevator. In her hypothetical place, stood a tan young woman with black hair and twin ponytails sprouting toward her lower body, held together with a scrunchie. Chloe Naomi was an energetic

''Rieeaaa....awww....ouch.. no you guys please stop....'' The terribly familiar felling of impotence and dread had fallen over me, and only seemed to increase as the cotton of my undies were shoved further up my buttcrack, spliting my nutts and bitting my behind.... the now permanent scab in the tailbone been particularly sore today, as two jocks bounced me by my tighty whites, as I walked over to this group of cheerleaders in order to deliver their homework for the week. ''HAHAHA DON'T FORGET TO WIPE!'' Laughed the jocks, as they highfived each other and walked away laughing, satisfied with their job. ''Awww, whats the matter dweeb, did the boys pulled your undies a little too far ?'' Laughed Anna, the head cheerleader, as she watched me picking myself up from the ground and trying to pull the undies out of my butt. ''Oww... sorry you guys.. here, thats all of your math homework for this week... can I please go now?'' I asked the hot girls while delivering the mountain of

Things were going relatively well for Shinichi Sakurai. He may have been one of the most generic of guys, who was a lone wolf, but he obviously was unbothered by it. In fact, he cherished being alone in solitude. He sat on a bench at his university and decided to break out a book and read it to pass the time. Time appeared to fly by the more he was invested in what he was reading. The clock transitioned to the next hour and emitted a light, melodious tune. Sakurai sighed to himself. There was nothing better just letting time fly by becoming invested with a book. With no distractions, nothing could damper his mood. “Senpai!” Except for that. The young man looked up from his book with a slight hint of disappointment on his face. It was the shrill squealing of his classmate. Her large, sky-blue eyes had a glint in them betraying her mischievous intentions. Her large breasts dribbled around like a pair of basketballs. On the front of the shirt were the words “Sugoi Dekai” proudly

Ever since being thrown into this anime world where shit has hit the fan, you manage to survive serving in the Japanese Imperial Demon Army. Quite an edgy name, but it's better than not being a member and facing armies of evil alone. With the help of Shinoa Hiragi, a helpful but quite the tease of a girl, you’ve found your place in the force. Speaking of Shinoa, you are waiting for her to get out of the locker room. She went in just to change out of her gym uniform into her school girl outfit, shouldn’t be long now. A sudden shriek puts you on alert. Is someone in danger? Another shriek helps you hone in, it's coming from the locker room. Without hesitation you burst in ready to help. Your purple-haired partner is standing in the middle of the room in her undies, looking at her phone. Turns out she is watching a video, though why is the volume so loud, and why is she grinning at you. “I knew you wanted a reason to come in here,” she grins as she puts her phone down. She turns away

Chloe is working as account manager. She has long blonde ponytail, visible light arm hair and she's wearing a silver metal watch with a purple round dial. This morning Chloe comes too late to her work. As Chloe is in her office, she gets a call from Nancy, the secretary, that she has to come to her boss. Chloe comes to the office of Nancy. Nancy has a long brown braid, visible light arm hair too and she wears a golden metal watch with a red round dial. Nancy checks her watch. Nancy: "You're a little late today." Chloe checks her watch too. Chloe: "Only fifteen minutes. Is Sylvia very angry?" Nancy: "Yes she is. Take care of your watch." Chloe: "Why?" Nancy: "Sylvia loves to destroy watches of employees who are late." Chloe: "Oh no. I hope she doesn't destroys my beloved watch." Chloe goes into the office of her boss Sylvia. Sylvia has long black straight hair. She has visible dark arm hair and wears a Smartwatch with a black leather strap. Chloe: "You called me." Sylvia: "Yes, your

Vanessa: "Welcome at lostbets. Today three husbands playing poker for their wives. I will scat on the loser behind this window. Our candidates are Mike and Mia, Bob and Ramona, Jack and Tina." Mia has shoulder long brown curly hair, light arm hair and wears a silver metal digital Casio. Ramona has long blonde wavy hair, light visible arm hair, and wears a red leather strap watch with a red round dial in agolden frame. Ramona is since eight month pregnant. Tina has long red straight hair, light arm hair and wears a pink leather strap watch with an oval white dial in a silver frame. Bob loses and Ramona has to strip. Bob loses again and Ramona strips again. Bob continues to lose. After four rounds Ramona is naked. This time Jack is the loser. But the next game it's Bob again. Vanessa is an ebony plumper. She takes Ramona to the next door. Ramona is laying on a table, which Vanessa rolls to the window. Vanessa stands over Ramona. Vanessa piss on Ramona. Vanessa takes a straight razor and

“Another wedgie,” Nati grumbled as she shoved open the heavy wooden door to her college dorm and slammed it shut behind herself. The impact of the door into its frame made a loud bang and rattled the wall so much that her favorite baseball cap fell off of its wall hook, but Nati didn’t care. She was just too angry at the way of the world for it to matter. “Another wedgie!” She flung her book bag onto her dormitory bunk, not caring that she was flattening the ham sandwich she brought back from the cafeteria under the weight of her books in the process. “Three pairs wasn’t enough,” she seethed to the room, slamming open the dresser door to look at herself in the floor-length mirror. “No, no, it was completely necessary to rip four of them, and a complimentary swirly! How kind!” The college sophomore looked a mess. Usually she was rather put together. She took a shower every morning so she was always clean and smelled nice, and though her mousy brown hair had unruly curls, she pulled it

The battlefield lay in ruins. Hundreds of Lord Cennétig’s soldiers littered the ground as far as the eye could see, all laid waste by the hand of the lone combatant left standing. Fionn, the fair-haired hero of his humble village, had fought his way through hordes of enemies, and now he stood alone with the object of his quest at swordpoint. ‘Any last words, wretch?’ the weary paladin asked, his broadsword ready to stab the defeated foe below him. ‘I—I don’t understand!’ Cennétig spluttered, reaching helplessly for the blade that Fionn had knocked from his hand. ‘H-how could a single warrior slay my entire army? This must be s-some kind of trick!’ ‘This is no trick.’ Fionn gestured to the town from which he hailed, visible on the horizon, whose citizens were no doubt praying for his safe return. ‘Your vile army could never hope to stand in the way of virtue. Good will always prevail over evil, as simple as that; a hero with a noble cause can never fail.’ With those valiant words