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Clair was excited to finally meet up with the crew he was working with. He was a young red panda, dressed in a yellow sweater and high waisted blue jeans that he tucked in, with a pair of circular framed glasses over his face. He had been selected for a job that involved going to space with a few others and researching other planets. He had always found the universe exciting and this was his dream job ever since he was a kid. On his planet, being an astronaut of this variety was something that was fairly common, but it still took a large amount of skill to get into a position like this. Clair watched as the ship with his future crewmates opened up, revealing a 12 year old male beaver wearing a blue polo, khaki shorts, and a pair of thick glasses. Next to him stood a large 12 year old male bear with jeans, purple polo, and glasses that were very similar to Clair’s. After that was a relatively tall and athletic looking 12 year old male deer wearing blue jeans and green and yellow striped t-shirt. The final person who walked up from behind them was a tall and strong looking 16 year old bobcat, wearing a black jacket and a pair of tight jeans. The bobcat looked very attractive and Claire already felt intimidated. He stared blankly, not saying a word while the bobcat stared down, slightly confused but trying to be patient. Before Clair could say anything, he heard his mom yelling from behind him “Hey darling! You forgot something!” His mom ran up swiftly and appeared with a small bag. She lifted a small teddy bear out of the bag and said “It’s your luck teddy bear!” Clair’s face went bright red as he saw a few of the crewmates giggling. “How old are you again?” questioned the bobcat as she stared directly at Clair. “Um… 12… Ma'am” the red panda replied quietly. The Bobcat smirked, looking unmistakably happy “Ma'am? Glad to see someone has some respect around here.” The bobcat aimed her eyes at the other crew members who were giggling earlier and they all immediately stopped. Clair’s mom interrupted “Also I packed you extra socks and underwear just in case!” Clair’s mom held up a pack of tighty whities in front of the crew and Clair’s face blushed even harder. He saw the crew giggling. Even the stoic captain covered her face as she tried to stop herself from laughing. “I think you should go home now. Clair is in good hands with us. We also have a job to do so we shouldn’t waste any more time. I also forgot to introduce myself. My name is Maxine and I’ll be your captain on this ship Clair.” Maxine grabbed the bag from Clair’s mother and handed it to Clair, then she grabbed Clair’s shoulder and lead him to the inside of the ship. Clair felt awkward and squirmed away from her grasp while still continuing to follow her. “We can have an introduction with the rest of the crew before we take off.” Clair waved as his mother disappeared behind the metal door. As he entered the ship, the area looked surprisingly livable. It was basically just as good a real home. There was a large but modern looking living room set up in the middle of the ship. The floor was even carpeted which surprised him. His jaw was wide open as she took the entire place in. The deer interrupted “You might want to close your mouth, you’ll catch bugs.” “Oh, um sorry” Clair replied as he closed her mouth. “You don’t have to actually do it. I’m just messing with ya kiddo. My name’s Pen. I’m the one who’s in charge when things get heated.” Pen said as he held up his laser gun. “Not in here!” Maxine scolded. Before Pen could respond, the nerdy looking beaver approached and hugged him, which surprised Clair. “I’m Bernard, I’m excited to meet you. We’re both going to be the ones analyzing all data and walking across the planet. I can tell we’re going to be best friends.” “Y-yeah. Ok” Clair replied, feeling overwhelmed. The bear looked up and down at Clair as he was being hugged and simply said “My name’s Abe” in a gentle voice. “Well, now that that’s out of the way. I’m going to start our first mission. We’re going to the planet earth to study the life there. We’ve heard about this species called human’s who have developed an eerily similar society to us and we want to see how that is possible” Maxine announced. Abe followed her as they both entered the pilot’s room. Pen went off to his own room shortly after, saying “I’m going to get some beauty sleep while I wait for our next mission.” Clair looked at the last boy left, Bernard who began to excitedly show the small red panda around the entire ship. Clair felt happy as he didn’t have to try too hard when it came to making friends here. He spent an hour or so with Bernard as the beaver explained every part of the ship one at a time, no matter how pointless it was to him. Clair didn’t even say a complete sentence with how much this boy managed to talk. Before either of them knew it, they heard a loud bell. “Oh, that means our mission is starting!” Bernard said in excitement as he ran over to the living room where they met earlier.” They saw Maxine standing in front of everyone as she repeated many of the earlier details of the mission, while going more in depth. The idea was that they would sneak around while following a human being to see what their life was like. They had a target planned out already and Clair and Bernard were sent down to watch the subject. They landed in the woods where no one would be able to see them and got ready to track down the human. The subject’s name was Heather, she had blonde hair and blue eyes and lived in the house right next to these woods. Bernard took the lead as he led Clair through the woods. Immediately, Bernard ducked into a bush and Clair followed. The woods were close to this human’s backyard and she seemed to be exploring the woods on her own. “This is awesome” Bernard whispered as he took out his binoculars and began watching her from afar. Clair watched along with Bernard as he took out a small notepad and began jotting things down as he watched her behavior. Clair also looked around at the surrounding area to make sure they were completely safe. No other humans seemed to be anywhere nearby so she continued to watch. “Hey, who’s in that bush! I can see your binoculars!” the girl yelled as she began to run over. “This kid is weirdly brave!” Bernard said to Clair, excitement in his voice as he seemed to completely ignore the danger of the situation. “We gotta get out of here-“before Clair could finish, the girl pushed the leaves of the bush aside and stood over both of them. She was much taller than both boys, as they only seemed to reach up to her legs in height. Clair froze up, as he had no idea what to do. “This is all just a dream” Bernard said as he waved his arms around like they were made of mist, and then he suddenly threw the binoculars at the human’s head. Heather rubbed her head in pain and annoyance as she yelled “What are you, and why did you just do that?” She said as she grabbed both of them. “We’re aliens, please don’t hurt us.” Clair began to beg as she went limp in the large girl's arms. “Ok, I won’t hurt you” said the girl more reasonably. “You guy’s don’t look like aliens to me. You just look like a red panda and a beaver wearing nerdy clothes.” “Yeah, it’s weird huh.” Bernard replied as Heather began tying both of them to a tree with a jumprope. “Well umm… with how large the universe is, there are bound to be some similarities” Clair replied nervously. Clair felt completely restricted by the ropes as he laid against the tree next to Bernard. “I’ve got to show you guys to my friends, a talking red panda and beaver wearing nerdy outfits and visiting from outer space. Nobody’s gonna believe this, just wait here.” Clair felt defeated as he suddenly felt the ropes around his body get looser. He saw that Bernard managed to eat through her ropes and as soon as they fell off he yelled “Run for it!” Clair suddenly began to run but was immediately caught by Heather who grabbed him in a headlock, causing his butt to face outwards. His jeans became untucked as he bent over and his tighty whities stuck out. “Wow, you even have small white underpants to go with your tiny nerd outfit, how adorable!” teased Heather as she continued to headlock the red panda. “This calls for a mega wedgie!” Clair gulped “They have mega wedgies on your planet too!” “Yes they do!” she said as she grabbed Clair’s tighty whities and pulled up high, lifting the red panda into the air. Clair squealed in pain and embarrassment as she lifted up and down “Please put me down! I’ll go back to being tied up!” “No, that jump rope has already been destroyed. This is the only way I can restrain you.” She said as she hooked Clair’s white underwear onto a tree branch. “Oh, that’s gotta hurt!” Bernard said as he cringed in sympathy. “I think you might have to join him!” Heather laughed as she grabbed Bernard and untied him. She immediately hooked his underpants next to Clair’s, and watched as the beaver dangled by a pair of yellow briefs covered in small red dots with a blue waistband. Bernard tried to struggle and escape from his hanging wedgie but it was no hope. Clair hung limply as sh accepted his fate. Heather ran off as she went to get her friends. Bernard got out her watch which projected a small hologram screen with all the crew members in frame. Pen began laughing as he saw what happened to both of them. Clair’s face went bright red as he hid behind her hands. “We have an emergency!” Bernard exclaimed. “Yeah, I can tell” Pen replied sarcastically. “Yeah, it seems that human’s use a very similar torture method to a lot of the high schools from our home planet. It’s designed to humiliate both of us and cause us pain. The research material here is great but we have a problem. She’s going to bring his friends.” “We can beam you guys up as soon as possible.” Abe added suddenly. “How does 20 minutes sound?” “Can you come a bit earlier?” Clair begged. “Sorry if that’s rude, I don’t mean to be rude. This is just really embarrassing and my butt hurts so much.” “Sorry, 20 minutes is all I can do” Abe replied. “Try to research the forest life a bit here while you’re waiting.” “We’ll have to do this mission again” said Maxine sternly. Clair had forgotten that Maxine was even in the call. He felt extra humiliated knowing that his captain could see him hanging by his underwear. His face turned brighter red then before as he thought about the situation he was in. “I bet you guys haven’t felt pain like this since grade school!” Pen teased. “Yeah, I certainly remember my days back at school.” Bernard laughed. “What about you Clair?” “I… uh… I guess” Clair admitted awkwardly. “You don’t have to be shy, we’re both nerds here!” Bernard laughed again. Clair still didn’t feel comforted by this. “One last question for Clair, are those the underwear your mom got you?” Pen said mockingly. Clair felt even more embarrassed than before and wanted to hide away forever. He didn’t even know how to respond but luckily Maxine interrupted with “Ok, that’s enough” and ended the call. “Mega wedgie on the first day. That’s really bad luck.” Bernard tried to joke around. “I promise that this usually doesn’t happen. I spend most of my time working with my underwear inside my pants.” “Yeah haha” Clair chuckled awkwardly as he looked down. “I just don’t really want to be known as the boy who got a gigantic wedgie on her first day working here.” “Really? Being the boy who got a wedgie on her first day here sounds hilarious. That could be your thing. We can call you wedgie boy, or mister tighty whities because of the whole thing with your mom.” “I’d just like to put this behind us” “Well, the wedgies are already literally behind us right now!” Pen joked. “I think you have to relax.” “I… I guess so. It’s hard to relax with a wedgie.” “Really? I can tell from your posture that you’re quite used to getting these. You definitely got wedgied a lot growing up. I bet you got hooked up the flagpole a few times. Clair didn’t respond but his face turned red. Bernard knowingly smirked and said “I know that feeling, flagpole wedgies are like no other wedgie.” Suddenly, mid conversation, Clair felt him self get lifted into the sky. The tractor beam from the ship seemed to grab onto both boy’s underwear and pull them upwards quickly, be an even more devastating wedgie then before. They both appeared in the commander area, which appeared much more metallic and futuristic than the rest of the ship. They both levitated in the beams light as they hung by their underpants still. “Oh my, I’m so sorry!” Abe exclaimed as he turned the beam off, allowing both boys to fall to the ground. They both immediately tucked their underpants into their pants and picked their wedgies. Pen was rolling on the ground laughing. “What went wrong?” Maxine yelled angrily. “We had a slight wardrobe malfunction.” Pen replied. “It should be all good now.” “Why weren’t you there?” Maxine asked towards Pen. “This wasn’t considered a hostile planet. How was I supposed to know these lame nerds would somehow need me here?” Pen replied in annoyance. “I was just doing the surveillance.” “Come on, everyone had a rough day. Let’s just call it in for now.” Abe suggested towards Maxine. “Ok fine, but we’re still finishing our work around the ship until 5pm.” Maxine commanded. “The boys who dealt with the unusual earth punishment can take a short 15-minute break, but nothing longer.” “Yeah, that was the wedgie of a lifetime, I gotta sit down for a bit!” Bernard exclaimed as he walked over to the livingroom. Clair awkwardly waddled along as he followed him. Clair spent the rest of the day working in silence. Trying to not interact with anyone else on the ship. He felt as if everyone thought of his as a complete loser. Even though he wasn’t the only one who got caught, it seemed as though she was the main reason. Clair knew that she wasn’t very stealthy when they were hiding in the bush earlier that day. He was so noisy and it made them both get caught. The day had finished and Clair was finally getting ready to go to his personal quarters, right as he went to his door, he felt a tug on his underpants. It was much lighter than before and she looked behind to see Bernard “One last wedgie for good luck!” He smiled. “Thanks?” Clair awkwardly muttered back in slight confusion as Bernard still gripped his underwear. “Oh sorry, that was rude of me. I should have let you give me a wedgie first!” Bernard joked as he turned around and bent over. His yellow briefs covered in red dots and with a blue waistband showed again. “I’m not really a wedgie giver.” Clair replied. “Oh, so you’re only a wedgie receiver. That makes sense mister tighty whities!” “I don’t just wear tighty whities.” “Oh, can I see your underwear drawer then?” Clair blushed and then replied “ok I lied about that.” Bernard entered the doorway to his room anyways and said “Don’t worry, I was just looking for an excuse to hang out with you in your room. I want to get to know you. There isn’t a single person in my life who I got a mega wedgie with and didn’t end up becoming best friends with them. Hanging by your underpants is a sort of bonding experience in a way. Don’t you agree?” “I… I guess?” Clair said awkwardly. He began to enjoy the company of his new friend and wondered if he was actually right. All of his closest friends before had been people who he met while suspended be his underwear from a fence or tree. He sat on his bed alongside this weird beaver boy as they spent the rest of the night talking until Clair ended up falling asleep mid conversation. His first day had been exhausting but he felt a bit more optimistic towards the future thanks to Bernard.

Once I was able to wake up I was able to see Kevin asleep next to me he was sleeping on his stomach without his shirt on I guess at some point he took off his shirt what i was able to see was that he slept with a wedgie and his leg holes where sticking out from his back and the sides of his underwear were basically wrapped around his lower part of his ribs while the back part was lifted decently high to almost upper back. The fort we had made was still standing so I decided I should wake him up so we could get some cereal for breakfast since it was early. I stood up and walked over to him and started to move him around and he slowly woke up telling me he was hungry and how he didn't know he could sleep with a wedgie and he giggled at the fact he was able to keep it in. Me: I'm surprised you didn't take it out at some point at night since it looks like I lifted them super high Kevin: no i wanted them to stay like that it feel comfortable and it only hurts s little but I think I got use to it. Let's go eat cereal? Me: I guess that's ok but before we go get cereal put a shirt on I don't want my parents to question you because of how you have a wedgie or just fix your underwear? Kevin: I'll just fix my underwear because I don't want to put a shirt on Kevin then fixed his wedgie and now you could just see his blue waistband sticking out from the shorts he was wearing. Kevin: is that ok? Me: yeah that's fine I'm sure they won't say anything about your waistband sticking out since mine does as well when I don't have a shirt look. I'll even take my shirt off that way you aren't uncomfortable. Kevin: ok thank you, and what kind of briefs are you wearing all I know is you have a red waistband Me: I just have Power ranger ones on look it has like the red ranger in the back as well like you have spider man on the back. Kevin: oh that's cool also want to swim in the pool after we eat cereal? Me: yeah that sounds like fun but we will have to come back to my room to change into swim trunks Kevin: yeah you are right ok let's go eat now I'm hungry Me and Kevin then head out my room and into the kitchen to a note on the fridge telling me that my parents will be back late due to plans with their friends if me and Kevin get hungry we could order pizza or make what is in the freezer. Kevin then tells me I guess I would have been fine to walk out with a wedgie. I then tell him yeah it would have been ok but he probably needed a break since he had the wedgie in for so long. Kevin: I guess you have a point but could you give me another one once we finish our cereal Me: yeah if that's what you want but don't blame me if they rip that won't be my fault Kevin: yeah that's fine I have extra underwear here anyway right? Me: yeah It's in the same cabinet mine is in so if they do rip you should be fine Kevin: ok I then finish my cereal first and walk over to living room to watch tv while Kevin gets finished with his. Kevin then tells me he is done and we should get ready for the pool we then both head over to my room to change our shorts. We get into my room and as we walk in Kevin drops his shorts down and throws them in the dirty clothes hamper I have. I then grab our swimming shorts but as I  turn around to hand him his shorts I see he has a natural wedgie that people usually get. Me: hey Kevin here take these shorts they should fit you my mom got them just a few days ago Kevin: oh ok thank you and could you give me a wedgie right now I just want to see how high they could go when I'm standing versus when I was sitting before I put my shorts on Me: ok turn back around I'll give it a try Kevin then turns around with his shorts in hand I take hold of his waistband to the Spider-Man briefs and pull as hard as I could and get the back to get to the middle of his back and he yelped because I didn't give a count down he then looked at the mirror I had in my room and laughed. Kevin: this didn't go as high as when I was sitting down just look the front part of my waist and only went up a little pull from the sides this time but grab both my waistband and leg holes Me: ok but this is the last one for right now I want to get in the pool already if you want more there that's fine I then do as what Kevin wanted i grab the sides one hand on left the other on right and lift up causing the front to go up a bit and him to laugh at the wedgie he was getting I then let go. As he was picking his wedgie I changed my shorts into the swimming shorts. He then put on his shorts once his wedgie was fixed and as I was getting ready he told me that the wedgie he just got actually felt comfortable after I let go. We then went back out my room and to the back yard and as I went over to check the water on how cold it was I had to kneel down which made my waistband show and the moment Kevin saw the chance he ran over and pulled my briefs so high I felt the leg holes go out of my shorts not just in the back but on the side but once he gave me a wedgie he pushed me in the pool. Once I was able to stand back up in the water I told him. Me: Kevin once you get in here I promise you I will floss you so hard you will never have issues with knowing how to wipe. So come on get in the water it's nice and fresh I swear the wedgie you just gave me wasn't that bad I then struggled to pull out my wedgie Kevin still laughing at me while in the water I figured the water made the wedgie go in the deeper since now my underwear was wet but that gave me a good idea if I could get Kevin near me I could give him what he wants a wedgie and I'll make sure he remembers not to do that when I'm checking if the water is cold. He then got in the water and complained that it was cold and hard to get the water lower from how cold it was. Kevin: the water is super cold I haven't even been able to get it passed my knees Me: oh it's not like I got pushed in I could have told you that if you didn't do that Kevin: I had to you left yourself wide open could you even blame me Me: no I can't but just know from now on today I'm going to for sure wedgie you any chance I get Kevin: yeah i had a feeling Me: do you want me to show you how it feels to get a wedgie when your underwear is wet Kevin: yeah im curious did they get more stretchy Me: I don't know get in the water and let me test it out on you Kevin: fine Kevin then got in the water all the way and the moment he got his head in the water and back out I was already behind him holding his waistband since his was already sticking out like mine. Kevin: wait I thought you would have given me some time to enjoy the water not right away wedgie me Me: I thought I would have time to test the water before you tried to do anything I guess both things didn't go as planned Kevin: ok ok you have a point just don't pull to highhhhhh While Kevin was talking I was just working on getting his leg holes out of his shorts before I gave his underwear a pull once I was able to get his leg holes out I gave a pull with both hands getting him to squeak the sentence he was about to say. I then switched to the waistband and only pulled that I then noticed his waistband did indeed go higher and the material for his underwear got even more stretchy. Me: hey they did get more stretchy but does it hurt as much? Kevin: nah not really honestly this doesn't hurt as much as when they are dryyyy Kevin squeaked again because he didn't notice me moving one of his hands and this time I pulled the front of his waistband and I told him I told you I was going to floss you for the stunt you pulled Kevin. I then flossed him for what felt like 10 minutes his underwear did not stretch basically any amount which surprised me. I then let him go and he got out of the pool and once he got out I saw how high the leg holes form the side got and I had an idea. Kevin: dang bro these got even higher then what you did last night  just look it makes it look like I have a Spider-Man shirt. Me: speaking if that I could give you one but it would be called a shoulder wedgie want to try it? Kevin: wait but how is that one I'm willing to try it Me: ok get back in the water and come over here Kevin then gets back in the water and tells me what he should do then I then tell him to put his hands through his leg holes and I'll do the rest of the work. He does it and I'm able to pull it off a shoulder wedgie and he laughs at the fact I was able to do it we then continue being in the pool for a while longer and get bored and decide to go back inside as I was getting my towel to dry off the extra water I noticed Kevin had kept his wedgie in the whole time we had been swimming and was doing a weird walk more then likely due to the wedgie which made me laugh. Kevin: ok let's go inside I want to shower and get changed into new clothes Me: ok follow me and does that shoulder wedgie not hurt? Kevin: nope it feels snug and comfortable that's about it but it doesn't hurt it does make it uncomfortable to walk though I'll tell you that Me: ok finish drying the extra water and let's get back inside and shower so we could get changed Kevin: ok but who is going to shower first you or me? Me: we could both shower it's not like we haven't done that before just make sure to pull that wedgie out already Kevin then pulled his wedgie out which took him some time but he had it all fixed as I was turning on the shower we both showered fast and got out with a towel wrapped around our waist heading to my room in one hand I was holding my towel to it wouldn't fall and the other the wet clothes me and Kevin had. We then went inside my room and I grabbed my underwear and gave him his he got SpongeBob briefs that had a yellow waist and while I got a pair of red Pokémon briefs with charmander on the back. He wanted to wear only briefs for the night and that's how I usually sleep I didn't say anything about that. The rest of the day was uneventful just video games and tv then night rolled around my parents got home and saw us in my room watching tv he was using my arm as a pillow and he was snuggled up to me like a little kid while we were on the ground. My parents saw us and just said they are back and going to sleep since it was late already and they are tired. Me: ok we are just going to watch tv we are tired also so probably after this we are going to sleep Kevin: yea after this we are going to sleep and our eyes hurt from watching the tv My parents then just say good night and close the door we continue to watch tv and then get bored and tired so we decided to turn the tv off and sleep. So I turned the tv off and we went to my bed Kevin was already half asleep so I had to basically carry him over to the bed which is easy since he isn't really heavy. I then lay down after putting him on the bed and he wakes up for a while. Kevin: hey could you give me a wedgie while I sleep Me: are you sure you just put those on not long ago? Kevin: yeah please and could you hug me when I sleep like how you always do Me: yeah that's fine I'll hug you but if you want me to be able to wedgie you while you sleep you would have to sleep while facing me Kevin: that's fine I was going do that anyway Kevin then moved around and wrapped one hand around me and got as close as he could to me basically hugging me while he slept. I then grabbed the back of his waistband and was about to pull when I changed my mind and grabbed his leg holes since they were already exposed since we sleep in just our underwear I got one hand on each leg hole and pulled up a decent amount to get him to giggle at first. I told him there I'll keep pulling his leg holes but let's go to sleep already. Right when I felt he was going to respond I gave the leg holes one good pull and got him to yelp at when the wedgie happened. Kevin: could you pull them higher I'll say when to stop Me: ok ready Kevin: go I then pulled for 10 seconds with some force and then he tells me that when I pull to pull with that force at least for when I pull the leg holes. I then tell him ok and do that one more time and then he says ok that's enough for right now just pull like that hard when you actually pull my leg holes. Kevin: hey is this how a thing feels it feels like it is super deep in there Me: I'm not sure I don't wear them but if it's anything how I'm sure your underwear looks right now I'm sure that's how they feel Kevin: yeah but i prefer briefs mainly for the day I only let you wedgie me because your my cousin and I trust you to do it Me: no problem it will take me a while to get use to giving them to you but I'm down to give them to you no matter how many times you want them. I then give one last pull to the leg holes of the briefs and hear a small stretch from the underwear which makes me and Kevin laugh. We then go to sleep with me at random moments giving random pulls to his cartoon briefs.

So I moved a few months back, which meant I needed to get a new everything: dentist, doctor, mechanic, etc. Today, I had an appointment with my new doctor for a yearly checkup. It is a 60-floor building, not including the basement, which is their storage area. My new doctors office was on the 54th floor. I get up there and go over to the receptionist desk and check in. They tell me to go wait in the sitting area. About 15 minutes of waiting, my name is finally called, and they take me to check my weight and height and eyesight because it was my first time there. Then the lady brought me to the room and asked me to wait for the doctor. Another 15 minutes pass, and I'm just looking out the window when.... "Whities!" I hear a voice yell with excitement. "WHA-" I say panicked. "I knew the name looked familiar! But no one in high school actually called you by your name in high school. It was always whities, or nerd, or dweeb, or TWitch!" .... TWitch is a name I haven't heard in a minute. That's the name the cheer team gave me, stands for TIGHTY WHITIE BITCH. The person standing before me was the "supposed to be wedgie nerd" but since I wore tighty whities, I became the main focus and all the other nerd like people got off the hook. Except for the one week I didn't go to school because I had the flu. So Elliott, here was my unfortunate replacement for the week... "So, you here for your FLU SHOT TWITCH!" Elliott yelled with some rage yo his voice. "Elliott, i-i-i, I'm sorry you had to take my place of the wedgied... I don't normally ge-get sick, i-" I try to explain before.... "Okay, TWitch. We are going to go through all the checkup shit, then I am gonna get some payback. You see, in med school, I spent my spare time bulking up, awaiting the day I'd run into you again. Lucky me, you came to me, on my turf." So, after 30 minutes of all the needed information for a check up. He was finishing up by checking my breathing, I was lying on my stomach on the table when.... "Okay, TWitch, breathing sounds pretty good, now to check one more thing... let's see if TWitch is still a TWITCH!" He reached his hands in my pants and rocketed my tighty whities up my ass, instantly reaching my mid back "FUCKKKK! LET GOOOOOO-" I screamed, getting cut off by another rough pull. YANK! "Wow, still a fucking loser. I'm gonna enjoy this next hour and a half. It's my lunch break. Let's go to the storage room, shall we?" As he said this, he lifted me off the table and dragged me to the employees only elevator that leads down to the storage room in the basement. Mind you, we were on the 54th floor, and he bounced and bounced and bounced me by my underwear the whole way down. "OW- ELI- OW! ELLIOT PLEASE! ILL- OW! ILL DO ANYTHING!" I tried to because the pain in my ass was too much. "No way TWitch, the entire week you were out sick, I received: normal wedgies, melvins, bouncing wedgies, squeaky cleans, shoulder wedgies while they also stripped me of my clothes, I received atomic wedgies and hanging wedgies and swirlies and I was pissed on by the entire basketball team. I am gonna wedgie your ass so hard!" So for the next hour and a half, I got my ass flossed to no return, and he ended things off by going and closing the door to the elevator with my underwear in hand and gave me an elevator wedgie and I swear he put an "out of order" sign on the elevator doors because I am currently still hanging at the top of this elevator door with my underwear closed in so tight and up my ass, not sign of my underwear ripping. My guess is I'll be here all night until the next day when somebody comes to save me. It's currently midnight, on Wednesday, October 11th. I fucking hate my life, just leave a girl and her men's white briefs ALONE!

Sitting down and going through his backpack, David pulls out a thick packet of work. Trying not to draw attention to himself, David silently and quickly works on the packet at his lunch table. “First page done, 67 to go” David thinks to himself. While he is working, someone notices him from a distance. “How’s my project coming loser?” a girl says as she lefts David out of his chair by his underwear. “L-l-let me down, t-that really hurts!” David said holding his crotch. The girls name is Lindsay. She is one of the hottest girls in school and has the biggest ass in school. Lindsay adjusts her grip to the leg holes and lifts higher. “So you almost done? If it’s not a hundred percent you know what will happen.” she says. “Y-yes I know” he replied. “Good! I know it’s not due until next week but I want it tomorrow morning. If not you’ll regret it.” Before David could reply, Lindsay began to bounce the nerd by his underwear. She continues to bounce until his pants fall onto the floor. “Wow, you know I think I can make this an atomic!” Lindsay said in excitement. David couldn’t hear her over his own pathetic squealing. She stretches his underwear over his head but still continues to bounce him by his leg holes. “Alright now go where you deserve to be.” she says as she throws him head first into a trash can. “And how about a little drink?” she says. She then opens a milk carton and pours it over his body. “What a loser!” Lindsay says as she walks away. After ten minutes and five dirty plates of trash poured on him, David gets out and undos his atomic wedgie. Now pants less, with underwear too stretched to stay up, and milk and food all over him, he runs past everyone taking pictures of him to get new clothes. After a full night of nonstop work on Lindsay’s project, he didn’t get it done. The next day comes and David is freaking out about what will happen. He decides to find a place to hide from the beautiful bully. “Maybe in my locker? No, she'll find me there. In the computer lab? No, that’s where all the nerds go.” he begins trying to escape her wrath. “I’ll just hide in the bathroom! No, someone’s going to find me and swirly me for sure.” he continues. Trying to find a hiding place, David noticed Lindsay standing not even ten feet away. She didn’t notice him since her back was turned talking to her group of friends. David knows it’s her because of her tights and short skirt made to emphasize her ass. David begins to run in the opposite direction without taking his eyes off of her. All of a sudden, David runs straight into a group of cheerleaders. “Ow! Hey watch where you’re going loser!” one of them said. “Go on! Say you’re sorry!” she continues. David stays frozen in fear at the sight of the cheerleaders. “I said,” the cheerleader said while grabbing onto the front of David’s waist band. “Say-sorry-right-now-loser!” She said in unison of her devastating pulls on the nerds underwear. “I’m-so-rry” David said. A crowd starts to gather around to see the show. David’s face turns even more red than before. “Good! Common Ava, let’s clean the dweeb.” she said to her friend. Ava walks up behind the currently wedgied nerd and pulls hard on the back of his undies. The two cheerleaders begin to floss David with his own underwear. David pleads to the two girls to stop, but they can’t hear him over their laughter. “Where’s my project loser?” a familiar and terrifying voice said behind David. The crowd begins to cheer and whistle behind the voice. David’s heart drops. “Hey Lindsay, want a go at this dweeb?” the cheerleader asked. Lindsay takes David from the two cheerleaders and lifts him in the air by his leg holes. “Depends” Lindsay begins. She leans in close. “Do you have my project?” she asked. “Uhh w-we-n-n-n” David stammers. “I’ll take that as a no” Lindsay says as she pulls harder on David’s underwear. Lindsay turns to the crowd. “Who’s feeling patriotic?” She yells. The crowd cheers. “Well, let’s visit the flagpole then!” she yells, holding David higher. Ava and Jenny, the two cheerleaders, hold David by the sides of his waist band as Lindsay gets the rope. “N-n-no not the flagpole again.” he cries. Lindsay walks over to him. “You didn’t get my project done, this is your fault.” she says. She then gives him a quick yet painful frontal wedgie before walking away, being sure to give her ass a little bounce. They hook David’s underwear to the rope. “Oh I almost forgot.” Lindsay begins. “You won’t be needing these or this” she says as she takes his pants and shirt, leaving him in just his underwear. Lindsay then grabs two guys from the ever growing group of students to hoist David up the flagpole. “And, pull!” She yells. The two boys begin to pull David up the flagpole in a brutal flagpole wedgie. David holds his crotch in pain until he reaches the top. The crowd erupts in laughter and begins to take pictures of him. The two boys begin to walk back into the crowd but without one of them giving Lindsay’s ass a little grab. At this point, David’s leg holes have stretched past his head but no signs of ripping. “Pl-please l-l-let me go.” he yells with no response. David starts to squirm in his undies trying to ease the wedgie, to no luck. The wind picks up enough to turn David around, making the crowd laugh even more. Everyone begins to leave to go to class. Everyone except David. An hour past and his underwear still doesn’t seem to rip anytime soon. David goes limp in his underwear, knowing he won’t be able to get down. 4 hours later and school gets dismissed. People start to come over to see the loser flag and take pictures again. Lindsay makes her way through the crowd and begins to lower the loser to the ground. David falls to the ground in relief from his hanging wedgie but gets interrupted. Lindsay grabs his underwear and gives him an atomic wedgie with relative ease. The atomic wedgie stretches over and snaps under his chin, making it difficult for him to undo it. She grabs onto his leg holes once more and lifts him off the ground. “Since you didn’t do my project like a good nerd, you’ll be finishing that along with the rest of my homework by Friday. Got it freak!” she said. “MMMHHHMMUU” David said through his undies. “I think that’s nerd for ‘I’ll do it all by Thursday’” she said. “That’s very generous of you.” she said excitedly. “MMMMM?” David said. “I’ll leave it outside the dumpster you’ll be in.” Lindsay then drags David over to a dumpster and throws him in and shuts the lid. “That was really funny Lindsay.” a boy said walking past. He gives her a smack on the ass and walks away. Another boy does the same thing and another. Linsay shoes them away while also slightly posing for the other boys taking pictures of her ass.

Mission Log: Operation Nerd Patrol It has been around a couple of weeks since the incident on Bully Island, with Jerry Rasic being removed and detained in a Kids Next Door maximum facility the island was deemed too unsafe and unstable to set foot on, however within the recent events some interesting information has surfaced. With the enclosures down and the experiments loose there is a constant threat that the specimens would make it to the mainland and cause the brutally bullification of all nerd kind, kids next door will not allow such a force to go unchecked, in order to prevent this situation Number 3 and Number 5 have been assigned to make their way to the island in order to make the perimeter secure from the perimeter tower. Flying on their own private airship Number 5 looked ahead bracing herself for the mission meanwhile Number 3 was enjoying herself by running around and humming clearly not understanding how serious the situation was. “Number 3 do you mind, we’re almost there and I cannot hear you go on about rainbow monkeys for any longer.” “Sorry Number 5, but I’m just nervous that’s all, we don’t know much about this island and the mission brief was so… boring” Number 3 grunted sitting down in a chair hunching her head back annoyed. “That boring mission brief explained how hundreds of nerds could be facing some serious butt whooping, and not to mention how number 2 and number 4 don’t talk about what happened here I would suggest you get your butt in gear” Number 5 detailed with assertion as Number 3 gave a small huff before sitting up looking ahead at the very much changed island, the building that once shone in the sunlight now covered in cracks and various other bits of debris as it seemed the bullies had made themselves at home and had not left a single part of the island untouched. “Woah it looks so apocalyptic.” “Yeah you can say that again, get ready because we’re about to land.” Number 5 said as she moved the ship in an appropriate position before eventually starting a landing procedure making the ship lower to the ground on the landing platform. “Alright, Number 3, get the scanner, you can be on map duty” “Ohhhh why me, maps are boring, I want to see the pretty animals.” “Number 3 let me explain, there are no animals, this is a bully island, only thing close to an animal here is probably going to try and dunk you head first into a toilet.” Number 5 explained handing Number 3 the trusted tablet scanner while resting a hand on her shoulder for reassurance. “Oh ewww.” Number scowled at the thought of the imagery Number 5 had detailed before the hanger door opened and the two entered the tropical climate now able to look around the place to see what they were dealing with. The plant life was still large and plentiful and the landscape had not changed, but looking at any fences or man made structures it seemed these had been totally destroyed, Number 5 stepped out looking at a fence with a voltage sign on it that was currently under her shoe, it seemed that these electric fences had lost connection to the power some time ago. “Hey Number 5?” “Yeah, what’s up?” “What happened to that Jerry Rasic guy, did he get stuck here?” “Well for a couple of days all the bully creatures messed with him, but a couple of days later kids next door retrieval units were able to move in and find him stuck to the cliff side covered by spit balls, apparently they were giving him a break” Number 5 looked around as Number 3 gasped eventually looking back down at the scanner. “So where are we trying to get to?” “We’re looking for a control tower, we’ll be able to restore power to the outer perimeter incase these things try to swim. Able to find out where the tower is on the map?” “Yeah it’s just across this bit of jungle.” “Rats I wanted to get closer, at least it’s not halfway across the island though, we should probably start moving.” Just as the two started to move the bushes rustled around them, number 5 immediately went on full alert and watched as the leaves brushed aside revealing several long skinny shaped guys wearing leather jackets with large collars holding straws making a growl as they stared at both agents. “Um… number 5.” Number 3 continued with fear pointing out more of these bully creatures approaching from behind before the group of lurking delinquents raised their straws to their mouths and started launching their soggy projectiles. “Spitballasaurs’!” Number 5 yelled as she made a break for it shortly followed by number 3 as the two girls got bombared with a raining fire of spitballs, the two girls ran into the woods quickly as a few of the spitballs landed in various places such as their arms, cheeks and unfortunately their hair, as they got hit by the spitballs they couldn’t help but Yelp in pain and in equal disgust now having to feel the slimy drool covered paper stick to them. As they ran deeper into the woodland and out of the clearing their ambushing assailants had slowly started to lose interest and left the two agents time to rest and adjust wiping off any spitball on their body that had made its impact. Number 3 squirmed in disgust going through her hair finding 3 spitballs and tossed them to the ground while Number 5 was more concerned about the fact she had wiped off one on her arm that had even left a large mark on her making the impact area glow a tint of red. “That was so gross.” “Yeah, spitballs are nasty, let’s just head to the tower and get the perimeter up and running so we don’t have to stay here long.” “Okay, says on the map we’ve got to keep heading straight and we’ll find the tower.” “Then let’s keep moving, last thing I want is another one of those spitballs.” “Yeah or worse.” “What could be worse than that?” With Number 5’s doubtful attitude it didn’t help the two agents chances as they continued walking through the jungle, as they walked through the vast amount of plant life Number 3 was slightly cautious and eventually held Number 5 by her arm to stop her abruptly. “What is it?” “I hear something.” And of course number 3’s suspicions were correct as the sound and vibrations of a fairly large pair of footsteps were getting closer towards them slowly. “Yeah I don’t hear it but judging how I can feel whatever that thing is shaking the ground I think we should make a break for it.” “Okay, the tower should be past this clearing, it should just be a straight run.” “Okay then let’s go.” The two started running and the picked up the pace which shortly was followed by these large Earth shaking footsteps to become louder and stronger getting faster and closer, once Number 5 and Number 3 had left the jungle they could see the tower in the distance still standing while covered in tp and had a few stretches over it and some broken fences by its side, but a few acts of vandalism were the least of their problems, as they approached Number 3 looked back and noticed a large creature with a huge underbite and a dropping lip rushing at full speed towards them holding out its finger completely covered in drool. “Keep running Number 5!” The two gasped and ran as fast as they could before eventually getting through the door of the tower and tried to close it behind them as the finger of the creature tried to force the door open, the girls groaned as they forced the door back to prevent it to be fully opened and exposing them to this breed of bully using all their strength and effort to keep their attacker away from them. Number 5 forced all her weight onto the door while number 3 scraped her feet across the floor unable to find some footing until eventually using both hands to fall against the door and fortunately this was enough to force the finger out of the doorway and made the door close and gave them time to lock it. The building shook twice until the two could hear the large footsteps slowly grow quieter as the creature lost interest and sulked away back into the jungle. “I think we lost him.” Number 5 commented as she looked at the door before turning around to head up the stairs of the tower. “What was that?” Number 3 asked fairly concerned. “I think that was a wet willie mammoth, and thank goodness we didn’t get caught, you kinda get brain washed by the wet willies they give you, well not brain washed, more like they wash your brain with saliva, it’s really awful.” “Glad we avoided it” number 3 shuddered as the two continued their way into the top of the tower where they made their way to the control panel and started pressing some buttons before Number 3 hooked up her scanner that not only allowed the two access but activated all the systems, the perimeter was secured. “Alright that was easy.” Number 3 smiled with a cheer in her step. “Yeah well now comes the hard part, we won’t be able to make it back to the ship with those lot in our way.” “So we’re stuck?” “Not exactly, there’s a port with a ship at the dock we can get to, we can probably take that back, only thing we’ve got to be careful of is all the wild attractions, looks like the route should be empty according to the scanner.” “Alright, I’ll keep the scanner close so we can have our map.” “Sounds good to me, let’s bust this joint.” Number 5 smiled as the two made their way down the stairs reaching the bottom of the tower before looking around to see if the coast was clear when they opened the door. Luckily their previous peruser had left giving them an opening to leave and begin their journey. The two agents managed to cross through the jungle with ease and fortunately did not have to make any encounters with other attractions. Number 3 held the scanner up as she reviewed the path they took making their way closer to their objective until eventually making their way out of a clearing and manage to see the port in the distance. The two agents were thrilled as they looked at the boat with relief and joy. “Almost there number 3, we might make it out of here yet.” Number 5 announced thrilled rushing out of the bushes as Number 3 almost followed before suddenly her scanner buzzed stopping Number 3 in her tracks as Number 5 had raced out into the clearing before stopping and looking back at Number 3 before realising she could feel the ground shaking. In the corner of her eye, number 5 watched the large pale jock morphed creature approach from the distance, eyes glowing red and towering at least 15ft. Number 3 looked in terror as the creature continued to walk right towards Number 5 before roaring and grinning as it edged right towards her. The wedgiesaurus had made its presence known and the two instantly recognised this creature from the brief, but this one looked different. “Don’t move or make a sound number 3, things could get ugly.” Number 5 said quietly but unfortunately her partner had decided to rush off squealing as she abandoned her team mate. “Seriously girl” number 5 sighed annoyed as she watched herself get abounded but unfortunately had bigger problems to deal with as a shadow casted over her as the wedgiesaurus approached now reaching right towards the agent. “Hey what the-“ Without much time to process the situation suddenly Number 5 had her cheetah printed panties with pink thrills across the legholes and waistband hiked up her back and between her cheeks as she was launched off the ground by the massive force of the strength of the brute. “Eeeahhhhhh!!! Oooo that’s a wedgieeeee!!!” Number 5 wailed as she was pulled up higher and higher as she was brought up to the height of the towering beast with her underwear already stretching to high lengths behind her head, already she could feel the intense pain of the wedgie as her underwear already creeped its way up her front and over her stomach. She wailed and squirmed around trying to free herself until suddenly she was tossed into the air with a slight relief her panties weren’t being pulled but this was shortly lived as she fell back into a frontal wedgie making her scream even more. The wedgiesaurus smirked with a grin as its large teeth extended through its jaw with an over bite and the creature watched its new play thing squirm. “No no no, stop put me down!” Number 5 wailed as the foul creature swiftly spun her around on the spot before grabbing the back of her underwear and continued the spin, the briefing didn’t seem to cover this kind of wedgie but thanks to various pranks from number 4 and several issues from magazines it was easy to determine that number 5 was subjected to a spin cycle wedgie. She wailed as she was forced to spin by both ends of her underwear before eventually coming to a stop as her underwear was forced back and forth by a squeaky clean. “Hnngggg oooo come on these are akkkkk a good pair.” Number 5 groaned as the creature gave a fierce chuckle that sounded like some kind of deranged laugh that struggled its way out of its mouth almost as if it was incapable of doing so. Number 5 cringed as she felt her butt crack get flossed by the vast amounts of cotton before suddenly dropping forward into the classic wedgie, she was dreading what was next until she felt herself get spun around extremely quickly. Meanwhile Number 3 continued running through the vast jungle eventually falling into the pit of many pairs of underwear, many outstretched and tons torn by the force of the creature. Number 3 cowered as she could hear the relentless torment of number 5 in the background from the distant squeals. “Oh man this place is so disgusting, and I’ve got to help number 5.” She panicked as she looked around even picking up a pair of the outstretched tighty whities that were so stretched out the crotch was as tall as her. She continued to look around making her way deeper into the pile to investigate while avoiding the various pairs of underwear. Stretching back to the situation number 5 had been through a large span of spinning before being tossed into the air and yo-yo’d around by her underwear with a very harsh yoyo which even followed with a small bungee. “You better unhand my underwear if you know what’s good for yaaaaaa!!!” Number 5 wailed as she was forced into yet another extreme bounce before being pulled in and dangled by the sides of her underwear in a huge hammock wedgie which quickly followed into a triangle wedgie where she was dangled upside down. “Oooo have mercy, let goooo, ahhhh!” Number 5 wailed as she dangled by the relentless grip of this terrible foe slowly swaying side to side as she dangled with her undies getting brutally stretched out, suddenly she was forced out of the wedgie and dangled by her undies as the wedgiesaurus looked at her dead in the eyes watching her dangle limply by her underwear. “I-I mean it, you put me down right now, or else.” Number 5 tried to act tough as she stared at the wedgiesaurus but the red eyes of the creature turned from a blank menacing stare into a firm grin which immediately drained number 5’s confidence as she felt the creature move her by her underwear for the next part of her torment. Simultaneously Number 3 continued her panic as she looked around for some way to help out her partner but was nervous on how she could exactly help the situation. She looked around as she ventured deeper into the various pairs of underwear remains until eventually stumbling across a sheet of paper, she looked at the paper and pondered. “Homework? Ugh is that what this is all about, maybe this might help out number 5.” Number 3 said to herself as she started to write in some answers hearing a loud wail in the background. The wail was no other than number 5 currently clawing away at the ground as she felt a fistful of sand and dirt forced into her panties before getting yanked high into the air once more. “Oooo man that’s just nasty!” Number 5 wailed as she dangled before suddenly her head was covered by the leopard print undies before being sling into the air once again spinning around extremely quickly as she was slapped inbetween the pair of claws the beast had which moved back and forth slowly getting various parts of her waistband and legholes around the fingers of the wedgiesaurus as it stretched far and wide giving out the dread Reggie wedgie, number 5 screamed in pain not only blinded but now full restrained by her underwear as she was suspended in the air. “This can’t get any worse, come on stop!” She begged as the creature grinned looking up at its new plaything before suddenly directing its attention downwards as it heard a cry from another specimen, as number 5 dangled she also heard the faint call of another person and immediately recognised the high pitch call from number 3 herself. “Hey wedgiesaurus, let her go you big bully, put those granny panties down and look here, I did your homework, now kindly let my friend down please.” She called out with initiative while still acting sweet and collective as the large beast gave a firm growl as it frowned at the pathetic dork, shortly discarding number 5 as her underwear trailed down and fell bellow her butt like a parachute leaving a large mass of panty fabric bunching by her behind. As the wedgiesaurus claimed the sheet of paper covered in multiplications number 3 rushed over. “There I did the homework for the wedgiesaurus now it should leave you alone.” “Ughhh let’s hope, one more wedgie and I could feel my cool factor getting ripped away.” The two girls stood to their feet as number 3 helped her friend up while number 5 adjusted her oversized panties before hearing the wedgiesaurus roar clearly displeased, the two looked over shocked as the saw this beast now angrily tear the paper apart and toss the remains to the ground. Number 5 managed to catch one of the pieces seeing the multiplication of 7X8 with the answer hugs and kisses written on it. “Number 3, this isn’t the right answer.” “I said I answered them, I didn’t say I did them correctly, I had to be quick and homework is boring.” “Ughhh you idiot!” Number 5 said annoyed as the two froze on the spot hearing the ear drum bursting roar of the large beast once again as suddenly through the large mass of bushes another wedgiesaurus appeared, this one looked more traditional compared to the previous one and made its way towards the two girls. “Oh this is not good.” Number 5 groaned as the new wedgiesaurus towered over her and suddenly number 3 had the behemoth from before grab her white granny panties covered in rainbow monkeys. “Eeeeepppp, no wedgies, no wedgieeeees!!!” Number 3 begged as the two girls were hiked up by their underwear and tossed around going through the same Roy time number 5 had previously experienced, except now experiencing more stages to the torment including the atomic wedgies, a newtons cradle wedgie, being used like concurs as they were forced into eachother, various spider web wedgies and a whole lot of panty pulling, the two girls squealed and wailed as they were forced to endure a lengthy butt flossing session until eventually the two creatures hung the two by their large mass of panty fabric and dangled them by the branches of the trees where they dangled for several hours. As the two groaned and swayed as they dangled, eventually their underwear gave way and ripped into shreds now permanently kept on the high branches of the island. The two grunted as they came to the ground removing whatever was left of their ruined underwear and limped their way back to the boat not daring to talk after such a lengthy humiliating experience. They were cautious as they got to the dock slowly approaching the boat and made their way inside finally grabbing the controls and starting up the engines. “Hey number 5?” “Y-yeah?” “Can we not talk about the um… situation early.” “You read my mind.” “And um… can I borrow some extra underwear when we get back before any of the guys notice.” “Don’t worry I’m making sure to change as soon as I get in, the last thing I need is my mom asking questions about my panties.” “Thanks, and this stays between us right.” “Yep, we take this to our graves.” “Cool.” The two sighed as they the boat made its way out of the pier and they set sail now leaving bully island hopefully for the last time. END