"May your soul leave this earthly prison, so that you may find what truely fulfills your afterlife oh forsaken ones" Emily, a roughly 25 year old girl, chanted on a old cemetery. She belived that accepting the flaws of the dead and offering them to go free will help ghosts of the undead leave their graves and enter into the next live. She keeps this as a great secret and only did this alone, as noone whould take her for fully mentally there, if she told anyone. Perhaps she even had a few loose screws in her head she was anything but stupid. On her recent IQ test she scored a amazing 184 and even when she was in school, she whould top all of her classes with ease. Her massive intellect came from a birth defect that left her brain evolving faster than normal and ended her up with a brain about 30%-40% larger than a normal person. All that in her normal sized skull meant that her brain was constricted in her head and that lead to frequent headaches. Maybe its because of her densely
Jacked Announcement (Jack-O-Lantern Head-Swap) by Monkey-Scientist, literature
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Jacked Announcement (Jack-O-Lantern Head-Swap)
Author's Note: Just a little story/announcement hybrid! Hope ya enjoy and keep your eyes peeled for what I have planned coming up. I smiled as I combed my brown hair and straitened my red shirt, "Hey all, thanks for subscribing to my Patreon! I thought I'd do something fun for this announcement and have it be its own self-contained story. Regardless, I want to thank everyone who has subscribed to the Patreon so far! I know it's going to build over time into a larger community and I appreciate all the support you're giving me," I bowed and gave you an earnest smile, "So, lets get into the knitty-gritty: Dungeons & Denny's should be done within the next few days. It's just taking longer to spellcheck because I have to focus on other things in real life," I cleared my throat and continued, "I'll also have other stories out throughout the month. I can't promise every single story will be long and incredibly detailed, but I'll try to have a little something for everyone! I also want
He walked down the hallways with a firm and elegant stroll, slowly and carefully removing the blue latex gloves from his hands as he made his way to the door, disposing them along his surgical mask in a nearby trash bin. He was satisfied with the work he had done as accentuated by his proud expression, another excellent operation executed with mastery and care, all that was left was to announce the good news.
He opened the door at the end of the long hallway, immediately meeting with a couple eagerly waiting on that empty room for him. The waiting room had an aura of cleanness and purity, it felt like a very professional and modern complex,
For the sake of us all, I have assigned a particularly problematic student of mine the punishment of translating this dull ogre's abysmal interview into something legible. -- Professor Marx RG - BIG DUMB BRUTES LEADER: N/A (Subject interviewed referred to himself as "Grun") AGE: 23 SEX: Male POWER: "BEEG muscles" DECK MECHANIC: Stupid BATTLECRY: "SMASH YOU!" BEEG MIDRANGE CREATURES: "BEEGEST monsters." INTERACTION: "Me fight puny monsters. Break not monsters." WINCON: "Punch." ***** Why should someone want to play with your deck? Dick? [Gurn removes his pants.] No, no! Deck! Ah. [Grun covers his phallus partially with a hand.] Sorry. ... Uh, sir? Mmr? Why should someone want to play with your deck? Why... play? ... ... ... Is fun. Could you say more? Eh? Need more? ... ... ... Sexy pictures. ***** What are the pros and cons to your deck? PROS: THE BIGGEST MONSTERS - "Only Biggest Bear bigger than Grun." SIMPLE CARDS - "Only count number on hand! EASY TO PLAY - "Grun