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After achieving their big break performing at the largest country music concert in the world, the band known as, “The Singin’ Strays,” had spread their fame far and wide. Many animals from all over flocked to their concerts as they toured from city to city. Dixie reveled in the spotlight and attention she received from the adoring crowds, having entire venues shout her name compared to the small town crowds she used to perform for. Life felt complete, and with her mate Cash singing with her on stage, she couldn’t have been happier. Before and after performances, the saluki often looked forward to the gifts her

Cookie Clicker 0 cookies     One day, in sunny Canterlot, Princess Luna was sleeping, awaiting the night so she could perform her royal duties; raise the moon at dusk. She was having an amazing dream, where she was in a land of cookies, located in the Cookieverse. Luna was surprised as to how she knew this, as there was no sign of civilization around, except for the road she stood upon. The sun shone brightly, as it seemed about midday. The road was surrounded on both sides by tall wheat, swaying peacefully in the wind. She trotted down the road, when suddenly, a large chocolate chip cookie appeared in front of her. "Huh, I wonder how that

               I have no face. There was a time when I may have owned one, but this is a fuzzy half-memory. In fact, it may be entirely an invention of fantasy. These days, regardless of my history, I know for a fact that I have no face. However, I have been granted a name: The American Obesity Problem. And I am growing in the United States. You may have seen me on television. You may have been witness to my disconcerting back cleavage and mystified by the seamless transition my legs make from my calves into my ankles. You probably saw my unsettlingly large, shelf-like behind as it strained against my tight Capri pants that I swore I would fi