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(It starts with Lincoln coming onstage with a tuxedo.) Lincoln: "Aw, snap! It's time for Chandler's sudden death! Now, if you'd excuse me, I have to plan a macaroni party and take a nap." (As Lincoln was about to leave, Chandler marches up to him.) Chandler: "LINCOLN LAME!!!!!!!!!!" Lincoln: "Diet Kevin, fancy seeing you here again." Chandler: "You thought I'd be dead after my cancellation! Well, not anymore! I have my band with me!" (Chandler's band has indeed, shown up, and it consists of Hank with a drumset, Hawk with an electric guitar, Taylor with a sousaphone, Pablo with a keyboard, Anderson with a trumpet and Richie with a harmonica. They all play Bounce by Rush!) Chandler: “Jump! Bounce! Down! Up!” Chorus: “Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo) Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo) Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down! (Pogo)” Chandler: “I went out on a date with a girl, a bit late She had so many