Kendra:*walks in on me watching Pokemon*hey p250. What show is this?
Me:*looks at Kendra*its called Pokemon.
Kendra:uh..Pokemon? You mean the show with the cute superpowered animals fighting each other?
Me:*nods*that's the one.
Kendra:*looks at the tv and sees Kita and mita*my babies are on tv?
Me:*sees Kita and Mita holding a froakie and fennekin*huh. Looks like they made some new friends.
Kendra:awww that's...*knows the rest*uh where are the weird hair people with the cat?
Me:you mean team rocket? Rey took care of them.
Kendra:won't they come back to take my baby's new....*answers her own question*..ill be back.*goes to the Pokemon world*
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You don't mind if I finally take off my socks and prop up my bare feet, do you? I didn't think you would. Thanks! I've been wearing these socks, without shoes, ever since I took my shower shortly before guests started arriving for the party. They've helped keep my feet clean, but they're starting to make my feet sweat a little bit now. I hope you don't think they stink! No? Good! You know how much I hate wearing shoes! I only wear shoes when I have to, you know. I go barefoot as often as practically possible. I'd rather be barefoot as much as I can. And thanks for staying after the party to clean up. It went really quick with your help. Can you stay a little while longer? I'd like to talk to you about something. Good! Have a seat right there. Do you remember the last time we were both at the same party? That's right, it was a couple months ago, that party Jamie and Ada had at their place for Kendra's birthday. I was wearing that blue dress with flats, no
Kendra was in the pool wearing her bikini about to do some “absorbing water aerobics* Kendra:*breathing*ok, kendra. Time to workout and suck up! *she turns on the radio to some energetic workout music and begins pumping her arms in the air* Kendra:*arm thrusting*woo! Woo! Time to drain!*she sucks in her belly, drawing water into her belly button* {GLLUUUUUUUGGGGGGLLLUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG} Kendra:*breathing*one! Two! Three! Four! Suck! Slurp! Slurp! SLORP! -MUSIC INTENSIFIES- *kendra was performing many torso and arm exercises. Sucking in more and more water* {GLLLLLUUUUGGGSSSSSLLUUURRGLUUUUUGGGLLUUUUURRRGGGGGGG} *the water was down to kendra’s upper bod, but she wasn’t stopping. She kept thrusting and pumping, faster and faster, slurping up more and more water* -MUSIC GETS FASTER AND MORE INTENSE- Kendra:*working up a sweat and gritting her teeth*Hnnng! Must slurp! Must chug! Must DRAIN! WHOLE! POOL! HRRRRRNNNGGG! {VVVVRRRRRRRSSSSSLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRSSLLOOOOOOOORRR} *the water
Pirate Wars, Chapter 51 by gamewizard-2008, literature
Literature
Pirate Wars, Chapter 51
Let’s drop some new crossovers!
Chapter 51: Wedding Plans
Chicken Empire
The Chicken Empire was built on an imposing mountain between two distant, hotsauce volcanoes. The volcanoes constantly covered the sky with dark and red clouds to highlight the town’s ominousness. The buildings were designed like a Chinese palace, and Lord Tsao’s magnificence loomed every street in the form of statues.
The great chicken lord himself mounted the stage at the doorstep of his palace, visible to all citizens. “SUBJECTS OF LORD TSAO! From this day forward, the Big Mom Pirates are entering a new era of POWER! The day we have worked