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matched-pbj-ch1Let me tell you something.matched-pbj-ch111 months ago in Romance
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When you turn sixteen, they set you up with any random motherfucker they think would be a good match for you. So when I got Vriska, I wasn't very surprised. The bitch was always fawning over me and kissing me. I wasn't surprised, but I wasn't very happy, either. And I'm a pretty fucking happy guy most of the time. Vriska's okay in some ways, but I really don't want anything to do with her. She's a nasty motherfucking bitch to everyone but me. It's really fucking annoying. I couldn't help the dissapointed sigh from escaping my lips as they told me. "Why her, of all fucking people?"
They seemed surprised by this. "She's the only person that talks to you, Gamzee."
I shoved my hands in my pockets. "That's because she's a fucking stalker." I turned and left before I ended up punching someone. And I wasn't even sober. As I walked, I heard someone approaching-speak of the devil. Vriska gave me one of her huge, creepy smiles. "Hi, Gam! I just heard we got matched." S