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CAMMY VS SONYA A new day and a new episode of death battle have come upon the group as they all sit down for another episode. "Hopefully this chapter doesn't take half a year to come out," Pinkie Pie mocked while looking at the writer through the fourth wall, said writer decides to ignore her and get this chapter over with by skipping all the pizzazz and just teleporting Shadow tempest and shining armor both ponies looking around very confused. "I'm taking a guess that I needed to watch a new episode with you guys huh?" Shining armor commented as he sat down not even questioning it at this point. He was just grateful that he was able to put his daughter to sleep for her afternoon nap before getting teleported. "And Chrysalis should still be knocked out after last night's celebration of another bandit camp being taken out." Shadow tempest muttered as she found a seat. "Wow we're just jumping into this I guess you really want to get to working on Fall fantasy a bridge in that new project of yours huh?" Pinkie pie said as the pink pony gave the writer a smirk. Ignoring the weirdness that she's honestly getting used to, Twilight grab the remote with her magic and pressed play. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INTERLUDE Boomstick: Mystical ninjas, evil sorcerers, gods. Tournaments these days seem to attract all sorts, don't they? “Thank goodness none of our kingdom’s contest has attracted such things,” Shining Armor muttered. It was hard enough dealing with those kinds of dangers showing up everywhere else. Wiz: And yet, there's always a few seemingly ordinary people brave enough, or stupid enough, to step into the ring. “I would like to consider them brave for the most part,” Tempest shadow commented. While she would use her unstable magic from time to time as a way to scare off or dominate any resistance back in the day, she still mainly used her athletic skills. AKA lowering herself to a normal pony to get the job done. Boomstick: Like Cammy White, Street Fighter's ass-assin turned British secret agent. “Glad Sunset isn’t here…,” Twilight muttered when she saw Cammy. “Her outfit is…. Unique for an assassin,” Fluttershy whispered as she looked at the assassin’s attire. Wiz: And Sonya Blade, the Special Forces general of Mortal Kombat. “Nice to see some more military-based fighters,” Shining Armor said with a smile. Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CAMMY WHITE Wiz: For most of her life, Cammy White was a pawn of the evil Shadaloo crime syndicate, run by the wannabe dictator M. Bison. Boomstick: I don't know about pawn; she was his top bodyguard, so basically a lot more important. Maybe more like one of those horsey pieces. Wiz: Like... a knight? Boomstick: No Wiz, the horse that moves like an L. Come on, learn your chess. You're supposed to be smart! “It’s not a death battle episode if Boomstick isn’t insulting my intelligence with his mere existence,” Twilight muttered. “Just need him to tick off Rarity and I’ll be one check away from Death Battle bingo!” Pinkie Pie said as she held a bingo card in her hooves. Wiz: Ugh... Not only was she Bison's top bodyguard, but also the leader of his Dolls, a group of brainwashed teenage girls trained to be ruthless, unstoppable assassins. “This is the part where Chrysalis would make a comment about this guy surrounding himself in jail bait,” Tempest Shadow muttered while thinking of her partner in crime. “Strange, I was thinking the same thing but with my friend Sunset,” Twilight muttered while not liking how her friend and arch-nemesis were so much alike. Boomstick: What happens if all their cycles sync? “DAMMIT BOOMSTICK!” Rarity screamed. “Checking that off the bingo list~!” Pinkie Pie sang. Wiz: Her leadership roles come not just from her skills as a killer, but also because she just so happens to be a female clone of Bison himself. Boomstick: How does THAT happen? “They don’t even look related let alone being a clone of the guy,” Rainbow Dash commented while looked at the two. Wiz: It gets weirder. Aware his Psycho Power was deteriorating his current body, Bison planned to possess hers. Boomstick: I... have a lot of questions. “Like why did not just make a male clone of his body?” Applejack asked with a flat look. “Maybe he wanted to feel pretty?” Fluttershy suggested with a confused look. Wiz: Cammy served Bison blindly until she met the mystical yogi Dhalsim, who used his power to grant her something she never had: willpower and self-awareness. “Pretty cool for a guy who wears skulls around his neck,” Spike commented. Happy that he was able to help Cammy before her body was snatched. Boomstick: Realizing that Bison is actually the bad guy, Cammy joined the Delta Red British Special Forces and the fight against Shadaloo. Wiz: With her training from both camps, Cammy is deadly up close, with ruthless sweeping attacks, keeping her foes on the defensive. “Keep them off balanced and you control the fight,” Tempest Shadow said with a nod. Boomstick: She can rush like a drill with Spiral Arrow, a move so agile, it passes under projectiles. Her Hooligan Approach flips through the air like some sort of deranged spider monkey to lay the smack down in a ton of ways, like the Fatal Leg Twister, which is... fatal. Wiz: She also uses her Cannon Spike and Cannon Strike to control the flow of battle. Boomstick: And like most cannons, Cammy's signature attacks have higher caliber versions. Wiz: Well, being a clone of Bison, she does have latent Psycho Power abilities, a dark energy fueled by evil and hatred. “Like all powers used by villains,” Twilight muttered. “Why can’t villains use more neutral powers that don’t have a habit of twisting the user?” Boomstick: Sure, but I was talking about her EX and Super moves. Wiz: Oh, of course, like the deadly Cross Stinger Assault, or the Cammy Quick Combination. Boomstick: Get it? CQC! “CQC!” Both Shining and Shadow Tempest cheered. Wiz: With which she snaps her opponents bones not once, not twice, but three times. Boomstick: She's also an expert knife thrower, agile enough to dodge bullets, and, for a 134-pound secret agent Barbie, is pretty damn strong! I mean, she can kick cars to death, and stood up after falling out of an airplane. "How?!" Twilight asked with a look of shock. "With no magic or physical enhancements, she should have died from a fall like that!" Wiz: She survived blows from the world class boxer, Balrog, a fighter so strong, he once killed an elephant with a single punch. Elephants are known to frequently smash down trees with their skulls, which means they can withstand a force of over 10,000 pounds. "Not the elephants!" Fluttershy cried. Boomstick: That's like getting hit in the face with a truck! Wiz: Unfortunately, despite being a clone of one of the deadliest people on the planet, Cammy isn't a perfect warrior. Her control of Psycho Power in particular is extremely limited at best, usually only manifesting during times of extreme rage, and many of her moves can leave her vulnerable if misfired. Boomstick: Still, I'd think twice before picking a street fight with Cammy White. She's got legs and she knows how to use them. And DAMN, what an ASS! Wiz: Ah! Boomstick: I know, I know, take your five dollars! Still worth it. Wiz: Told you you couldn't go the whole script without mentioning it. Boomstick: Wiz, if I could die and come back, it would be as that leotard. "He sounds just as down bad as Spike when it comes to Rarity," Pinkie Pie said much to said dragon's embarrassment. Cammy: You can skip the trip down memory lane. Tell me who you want me to kill. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SONYA BLADE Wiz: As a young girl, Sonya Blade idolized her marine father, and enlisted to follow in his footsteps. By the age of 26, she was a member of a U.S. Special Forces unit in pursuit of the criminal Kano. "Being inspired by a family member," Shining Armor said with a smile. "Reminds me of one of the reasons why I joined the royal guard. Sigh…good old grandpa Iron Shield." Boomstick: Which ended up being a lot more trouble than she expected when she found herself in a tournament fighting gods, demons, and monsters, all while movie star Johnny Cage tried to get in her pants. "He looks like a douche with a big ego," Rainbow Dash pointed out. "The fact that you find someone has an ego problem is laughable," Twilight said with a flat look. Wiz: This was Mortal Kombat, a tournament decreed by Elder Gods where a realm, or alternate dimension, may challenge another realm for world conquering rights. Sonya joined the defenders of Earthrealm to stop the evil Shao Kahn's world domination, and succeeded. Boomstick: But, most of them died. Except for Sonya and Johnny, of course, who married and had a kid. Lucky Johnny. I'd love to settle down with a lady that has such an impressive résumé in kickin' ass. "I doubt you could handle her," Rarity muttered Wiz: Sonya has decades of combat experience that's prepared her for pretty much anything. She's fought cyborgs, ninjas, cyborg ninjas... Her Kenpo and Tae Kwon Do training emphasizes speed, agility, and defense, and she shows her mastery by leaping into the air, grabbing foes with her legs, and slamming them down in a backflip faster than the blink of an eye. "Best death ever," Pinkie Pie said with a dream you look. Boomstick: She's got kali sticks, a wind blade, frag grenades, smoke grenades, stun grenades, and a garrote wire for silent kills, but my favorite is her high-tech bracelet, which lets her hover in the air... and shoots lasers! Wiz: It even controls a remote drone, complete with a cutting beam, perfect camouflaging systems, machine guns, even RPG's. Boomstick: I think I'm in love... Wiz: With what, the drone? Sonya? Boomstick: Drone-ya. Wiz: Uh-huh... I'd think twice about that, though. Most guys wouldn't dare lock lips with the woman who has moves like Fire Kiss, Crush Kiss, Slice Kiss, Poison Kiss, or the Kiss of Death. Boomstick: Yeah, plus she's strong enough to rip a guy in half with just her legs, and I don't know if I wanna be in between that. "Coward!!!" Pinkie Pie shouted. Wiz: In the early 1800's, it was common practice to tie criminals between horses, which pulled them apart, except even four horses playing tug of war don't often have the strength to rip people in half, yet Sonya can do so with ease. Boomstick: Impressive. Almost as impressive as karate chopping a steel anvil in half! Wiz: It's as ridiculous as it looks. Assuming the anvil is made of common steel, it would take over 90,000 pounds per square inch of force to break. To compare, 1969 boxing champion Earnie Shavers delivered the strongest punch in boxing history at 1,600 PSI, meaning Sonya's punch has over 56 times more power than the hardest hitting boxer ever known. "That reminds me of when Maud did that to pass time when we were kids," Pinkie Pie said with a huge smile. "That doesn't surprise me," Rarity commented while remembering what her pink friend's sister did to a boulder. Boomstick: No wonder she was strong enough to take down Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Jax, and even Quan Chi, ruler of the Netherrealm, back to back! Wiz: Of course, throughout decades of military experience, she has made plenty of mistakes. Her short fuse has gotten herself and her troops in trouble more than once, and while her tech and weaponry lets her keep up with otherworldly warriors, a smart opponent can use her over-reliance on gadgets against her. "One should not rely on their tools too much unless they want to taste a humiliating defeat," Tempest Shadow said wisely. Boomstick: Still, there's something pretty special about a lady who can rip a guy in half without breaking a sweat. Stryker: We need a strategic plan of attack. Sonya: I got one, kombat time! "That's not a plan!" Twilight protested. Sonya leaps and charges at the enemies. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Wiz: all right the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all. Broomstick: it's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ At an Air Force base, Sonya is in the middle of a gun fight with Kano in one of the warehouses. Kano emerges from the warehouse wielding an AK-47 and starts running out. Cammy puts on her Delta Red hat and delivers a high kick to Kano, knocking him down. "Good thing she caught the criminal scum," Shining Armor said with a smile. Sonya walks out of the warehouse towards Kano's unconscious body. Cammy: Who are you? Sonya arrives at Kano's body and crushes the mercenary's head by stomping on it. "He was captured!" Screamed Twilight in confusion. "You're supposed to bring in the target for questioning!" Shining Armor yelled in anger. "All that wasted information you could have tortured out of him," Tempest Shadow said in disappointment. Cammy: You amateur! What organization do you work for? Sonya: Let's call it enhanced training. "Did said military training also teach you how to not do a job professionally?" Shining Armor muttered. Cammy: Get in my way and pay the price! Sonya: Spoiler Alert: You lose. From my foot to your ass. Fight Sonya fires her laser but Cammy dodges it with her special move. Cammy: Spiral Arrow! Cammy then leaps up and kicks Sonya. Sonya cartwheels back to regain her position. While still in the air, Cammy tries kicking Sonya again, but General Blade blocks it. Sonya then runs up to Cammy and delivers her own punches and kicks, eventually kicking Cammy into the air. Cammy fights back and delivers a large punch that sends Sonya back. Cammy tries leaping forward, but Sonya uses her legs to grab Cammy and toss her back. Sonya picks up Kano's corpse and tosses it at Cammy, who dodges him. Cammy then picks up one of the large crates. Cammy: Here's a present for you! Cammy tosses the large crate at Sonya, who responds by summoning her droid to use a missile to take it out, surprising Cammy. Sonya: Get with the program, kiddo. Sonya runs up to Cammy and delivers a speedy and bloody combo to her opponent which stops when Cammy blocks one of her blows. With fire burning in her eyes, Cammy's Psycho Power activates. Cammy: I won't lose! "That sounds like something someone who's about to lose would say," Pinkie Pie foreshadowed. Cammy delivers four devastating blows to Sonya, who flies back and crashes into a crate, exploding. Sonya gets up from the explosion and activates her drone, which appears behind Cammy. Cammy tosses a knife into the device, causing it to malfunction. Cammy: Damn! "This is the part where you should start running!" Rainbow Dash yelled. The drone starts firing it's machine guns, which Cammy starts dodging. Sonya hides behind a crate to avoid fire while Cammy continues dodging her drone. She takes out a stun grenade and throws it towards Ms. White's direction. It goes off and electrocutes Cammy, leaving her exposed for the drone to open fire on her. The drone spins and crashes into an oil barrel, exploding the area around it. Cammy kneels on the ground, severely weakened, heavily bleeding, and moaning in pain. Sonya walks up to her and holds her by her throat. Sonya: Not as tough as you look. Announcer: FINISH HER! Sonya then proceeds to break Cammy's bones before uppercutting her into the air as she catches the Delta Red Agent between her legs. Sonya: I've got this son of a bitch. Cammy: NOOOO! "You heard of the jaws of life will meet the thighs of demise!" Pinkie Pie shouted. Cammy then screams as she struggles to get out from Sonya's grip before she is split in half by the Scissor Split Fatality. Sonya: Always gotta be the hard way. KO! Sonya puts Kano's body in the trunk of a car before driving away as Cammy's corpse gets ran over. "Was the disrespect needed?" Fluttershy asked. "Yes," answered Rainbow Dash. RESULTS Boomstick/Pinkie Pie: FATALITY! Wiz: Cammy might've had an edge in speed and agility, but Sonya's far superior strength, arsenal, tactics, and experience overwhelmed her. Boomstick: Sonya's fought opponents who have led armies and conquered worlds, and taken 'em on back to back! Sure, Cammy's done the same, just never against quite such an impressive line up. "She's only face like a handful compared to the literal dozens that Sonya has dealt with," Tempest Shadow said in agreement. Wiz: Sonya has about ten years worth of military experience over Cammy, and it's not like she was pushing papers all that time. When she wasn't chasing down war criminals on her own, she was a longtime leader against multiple interdimensional invasions. Cammy did a lot with Delta Red, but nothing which stacks up to Sonya's résumé. "At the end it was the most experienced soldier that one," Shining Armor said with a nod even if he still didn't like Sonya's unprofessional behavior. Boomstick: And hey, Cammy's durability of an elephant is impressive, but you know what's tougher than that? Solid steel. Wiz: True, and while Cammy was adept at dodging projectiles, she couldn't keep it up against Sonya's large arsenal, attacking from multiple angles at once. "It was only a matter of time before she got clipped by one of them,"Applejack commented. while also thinking about the time she made a bit with her brother that she could dodge any of the rotten apples at their farm being thrown at her, only for her brother to get Granny Smith and Apple Bloom in on the deal and rain rotten apple hell on her. Boomstick: Looks like Cammy's only HALF the woman Sonya is. "That sounds like a joke Chrysalis would make," Tempest shadow commented. "Please don't make her sound like the perfect friend for Sunset," muttered Twilight. Wiz: The winner is Sonya Blade. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boomstick: next time on death battle! The scene cuts to a high-tech museum, showing many exhibits of heroes and villains. Boy: So which one is your favorite? Mines fusionator. No no no no Tracer, yeah tracer. "Reminds me of Spike when Shining took him to a comic store," Twilight giggled. The next scene is a montage of said hero using her power and weapons to fight villains. Tracer: Don't worry, loves. Calvary is here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As the episode ends the group quickly go to the box as it glows Pinkie Pie waste no time jumping into the box. "So what do we get this time?" asked Spike. "Not much this time,'' the pink party pony says As she digs through the box. "Shining armor gets cammy's outfit." "Well I know who I'm giving this to," shining armor says as he thinks about his wife back at home. "And shadow tempus gets Sonya's gear," Pinky says as she hands out a modified outfit and a bunch of drones and lays them in front of shadow tempest hooves. "Well these were going to be really useful," she muttered as a portal opens up for both her and shining armor. "And that looks like our way home. it was fun but I need to get back to Chrysalis before she decides to go on a bandit and raid without me." "And I need to get home before Flurry Heart wakes up and causes another rampage," Shining armor says as he gets his stuff and goes to the portal. shadow tempest does the same. "Well that was.. Pretty normal for a death battle day," Twilight says that as she looks around and shrugs. "guess things can't get any crazier" As everyone nods and leaves the room, none of them notice as a clock pops out of the box. The clock suspiciously look like a symbol belonging to a certain Merc with a mouth, strangely it also had ears and a poofy tail attached to it that looks like they belong to a certain party pony. the clock then starts to count down, and a familiar voice of a certain chaos God echoes SOON...