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Anne and Hitman: Halloween Evil Chapter 1: Arrival in Springfield Springfield, Illinois The autumn leaves were falling, the wind was crisp and the kids were busy shopping with their parents for their Halloween costumes. The town was cozy, picturesque and wholesome. And the Edd boys were out to play. “FUCK YEAH!” shouted Eddy, a thoroughly bald and grotesque looking young man. “We are graduated!” “I GOT MY GED!!” screamed Ed, a taller but also grotesque looking young man. “I HAVE GOTTEN MY APPLICATION TO HARVARD UNIVERSITY!” crowed the third lad, young Double D (Eddy also) who was just as grotesque but wearing a black cap. “YEAH!” shouted the three boys, jumping for joy like the three musketeers. “My sister Sarah said I was stupid, and she was right,” Ed guffawed, his jacket billowing in the cool fall air. “But I’m stupid and I graduated high school. Tons of smart people drop out of school, but not me. I’m stupid and I won! So who’s the stupid one now?

Donut Chase. In a street. Homer: ah a good day. He sees a donut. Homer: mmmmm donuts. He goes to it but trips the chair. The donut rolls. Homer: hey come back!! He chases the donut in Benny Hill style. The chase takes place in a street, a building, a rooftop, a tower, a power station, a mall, a clothing store and a garage. In a park. Mort: oh yes. My new grass machine is ready. The chase destroys it. Mort: (screams) my grass machine! Oh jesus why!!! The chase continues. The donut rolls to a high hill, rolls back and Homer catches it. Homer: (eats it) woohoo. The donut is mine. Inspection misshaps. In Springfield School. Principal Skinner: welcome Superintendent Chalmers. Superintendent Chalmers: ah Skinner. Is everything under control. Principal Skinner: yes. The school has good grades and the children are well-behaved. Superintendent Chalmers: excellent. They go to the garade. Principal Skinner: as you can see, the school funds on a new garage for celebrities to