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“How could you, of all people, forget your lunch?” asked Lily. Lily, my best friend, looked at me incredulously. Her expression made her brown eyes look like they were going to pop out of her face. I was very passionate about lunch. “I don’t know, I was in a rush this morning!” I exclaimed. “In a rush, as in, you didn’t have enough breakfast so you had to make more?” she smirked. “Shut up,” I laughed. To be fair, it was pretty funny. My stomach growled in protest, and Lily and I burst into another fit of giggles. My stomach growled again and suddenly it wasn’t so funny any

Warnings: extreme stuffing, funnel feeding, near bursting, mild instant weight gain     Prison was nicer than Kara expected.  Oh, sure, she was in minimum security - an oddity for an escape risk like her - but still.  She had her own cell, a bed that, while not cozy was definitely comfortable, a small television, and a simple bathroom.  Not much, but… more than she expected.  It lacked privacy, what with the barred door of the cell and the guard on constant duty outside her cell - what with the whole “escape risk” and all… you break out of prison a whole two times and they put a full-time guard on your cell!  It’