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For the past few months, you and Corporal Levi have been having a "prank war" of sorts.  In your defense, you had no idea that it would turn out like this. It all started when Levi called you into his office to review some paper work. In the middle of your conversation, Hanji burst in and took Levi away, screaming something about Titan experimentation trials and all that other weird stuff. You were left in his office. It was not a secret to you that his personal quarters was adjoined with his office. You had been working closely with him and you had to admit, you wondered how Levi took care of his personal effects. He probably kept it n

Laundry Mat.   By novice Mord is waiting for her reporter friend Mindy to finish up a fluff piece for a slow news day broadcast so they can go from there to the gym for a jazzercise class they both belong to.  Mindy’s story is on a new completely automated laundry mat that has just opened up in the city.  She demonstrates by putting clothes in  the hopper and pressing a button to start the wash cycle.  The clothes are sucked into washer cycle, where soap is added followed by the first rinse cycle.  As the washer drum begins to fill, it starts to rotate so as to agitate the load inside.  Several minutes later, the softener is added auto

~Author's Note: Hi, again!! So glad to see you lovely people ;)~ ~Reminder: Lyuba=love/Pakvora=beautiful~ ~Enjoy!~ There was a point in time when you were wary about leaving the countryside for the city, mostly because of the warnings that it was filled with demons, monsters and succubi in human form. Yet as a wing-adorned devil places a wreath upon your head before going to dance with a lobster boiling a chef, you can’t help but laugh. Everything—everyone—around you is backwards—brass is treated as gold, kings are clowns, the pretty are mocked while the priests are charmed. It’s complete blasphemy, but you ad