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Benji has always been a prankster. He loved the way people screamed when he put cockroach eggs in their food, and watching the eggs hatch while eating it. Meanwhile,the others had been fed up with his sick jokes. Tomato:ugh,I'm sick of Benji's pranks!someone needs to do something! Pixie:its okay,even though his pranks are...annoying to say the least... Its just harmless fun!and,he's our boss,what can we do? The audience:hmmmm... Audi was staring at Benji, who was sitting on the couch,when hid pet mimic spider, Yummy,crawled in Benji:when did you get here? Ya hungry? The audience: your right love,someone needs to do something about his twisted jokes,and I know just what that something is.... A devious smile crept up audi's theater mask, and a horrible idea brewed in his head ||HOURS LATER|| Benji was creeping down the halls of his house Benji:ugh...this day is the worst..... First,I get seasick from having to kill a rich bitch on a yacht, Second,Sasha goes on tour, so I can't even talk to her, Third,I get fucking beat into the dirt by a clown.... Well,atleast I get to cuddle my adorable little yummy all night long! Benji opened his door,to see yummy missing from her bed Benji:Yummy?Yuuums?where are ya girl? Benji searched frantically for yummy,and his search led him to the kitchen, and Audi was sitting there happily, satisfied with the meal he was eating Benji:hey slut,have you.... What...are you eating? Audi was eating a spider that looked like it was prepared for a Thanksgiving dinner The audience: Ah,Benji my dear! Well,I was really craving gigant spider, specifically the mimic kind... I went over to the market and asked for some,but they were out of stock!can you believe it!I had to work with what we had in the house....She really lived up to her name yknow! Benji fell to his knees, the flood of tears he had be holding back couldn't wait any longer,he sobbing,his voice breaking. Benji:your....your joking right? The audience:'fraid not love,maybe this will teach you not to do those pranks you found so jovial,will it dea- Benji pinned Audi to the floor Benji:WHAT'S LOOSE IN YOUR HEAD? I ONLY LOVE 3 THINGS IN THIS AFTERLIFE,MY FAMILY, MY GIRLFRIEND, AND MY PET,AND YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO TAKE ONE OF THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME? JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE? I USED TO THINK YOU WERE A MORON,BUT NOW I SEE THAT YOUR NOT,YOUR JUST BAT SHIT INSANE! Benji and the audience broke out into a violent fight.before anyone passed out due to blood loss,Leif and Maggie walked in.Maggie was holding yummy in her hands. Leif:hey have y'all.... What's going on? Benji quickly rushed over to yummy,who was doing the same Benji hugged yummy very tightly Benji:MY SWEET BABY!I'LL NEVER LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT AGAIN!I'LL NEVER,EVER,EVER LET ANYONE COOK YOU,I SWEAR ON MY LIFE! Benji kept hugging yummy and sobbing,while Audi just layed there.not dead,not unconscious.... Just....staying still... END