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Inappropriate Fireworks Linda was heading home from school when she saw her neighbor, Mr. Jackson, bringing out fireworks. It wasn’t the 4th of July, or any other holiday where you bring fireworks out. Linda decided to go investigate, and went up to Mr. Jackson. “Uh, Mr. Jackson, what are you doing with all those fireworks?” Linda asked. Mr. Jackson wasn’t usually one to do something this unusual, and it worried Linda. “Oh nothing, Linda, it’s just that it’s Groundhog Day, and I decided to celebrate,” Mr. Jackson answered while loading up the last of his fireworks. “Why are you cel