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The Garden Hose of Fate by dodoman1, literature
Literature
The Garden Hose of Fate
Vizier Nosesaw: Though I'm never one to boast,
I do believe that I'm the toast
Of Magiplanet, since I am so simply great.
While all the rest were flipping burgers,
I sent out Tornado Surfers
To secure control of Magiplanet's fate.
And now I rule this magic land
At Clawpotamus' right hand,
But I sadly fight a never-ending war
Against the guy we cannot stand,
His condor fist and watering can;
That's right, it's that accursed Thingusaur!
That little upstart always fights us,
For he thinks that he will smite us
And bring light to Magiplanet's darkest hour,
But he will fail and we will beat him,
Clawpotamus will defeat him,
And th
