A/N: This is something I wrote for an English assignment. ^^ I stole a few aspects from the Halloween episode so . . . yeah. I own nothing.
Dib Membrane gazed at the street in front of his house and sighed. Another day of crazy accusations and listening to Ms. Bitters drone on about how the universe was DOOMED. He started jogging so he wouldn't be late.
"Aw, man. If I'm late again Ms. Bitters is gonna send me to the snake pit again." The large-headed 12-year-old muttered as he ran. Suddenly, a tall man in a clown-rapper-dog costume with a gold necklace with 'Pain Poop'in large golden letters staggered out of an alley Dib was about to run