Video Transcript - 9/17/2016 The video opens with an opening logo for Salmeed Inc., before it fades into a white background with a 2D animated girl, donning brown hair, a white t-shirt, long blue pants and grey converse sneakers. Chloe: Hiya, my name is Chloe, your guide through the wonderful world of "Tickle Bliss™" She gleefully introduces the creation to the viewer. Chloe: But what is "Tickle Bliss™", you may be asking? Well, it's a company that specifies in allowing you to meet and tickle the girls of your dreams, nationality, race, religion, we've got your specific types. She explains and shows examples of the women people could tickle. Chloe: But that's not all, the job you've specifically chosen to apply for currently is security and there's a whole list of things we have to explain if you want to prepare for that experience, so allow me to do so and answer all the questions you may have. She disappears for a second, before returning with the first question. Chloe: First question is "What will the job consist of?", Well, it's pretty simple, looking out for any suspicious activity going on in the main HQ, because our women, while guarantee to make men and lesbians gleeful aren't exactly in top shape themselves, therefore it's your job to give them some encouragement and preparation for the next day. From giving them a massa Chloe: Oftentimes, the women will need some breaks, so they'll sometimes need to have some rest in one of our many hotel rooms, resting on our comfy beds and getting an average of 8 hours of sleep Footage of one of the said women sleeping on the bed is shown Chloe: Whenever women apply to be tickled, their shoes, socks and any other footwear they may have are put away in a closet to be given back when they're ready bXkgZmVldCBmZWVsIHNvIGNvbGQ= ver our customers leave, they're left satisfied and Happily fuEled, we're aLways prePared for our next enco i miss them so much Serena is a lovely one, definitely HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO MORE . . . News Transcript - 5/10/2017 Nate Lamberg has recently been sentenced to 2 years in prison for the kidnapping of 31-year old Ryla Marnes Nate had been keeping the woman prisoner in his household for close to a month, he attempted to flee in his car before being caught and arrested. Ryla had been working for Nate's company, Salmeed Inc. and was reportedly "very much targeted by Nate" The police found Ryla's shoes in the bedroom and managed to gather DNA from saliva strands in said shoes. It has been confirmed by Ryla that she was kidnapped by Nate and tickled near daily in his house. .01 ta erom nialpxe ll'ew ,doirep taht gnirud reh delkcit ohw nosrep ylno eht t'nsaw etaN taht detats retal alyR [____] Footage Transcript - 8/22/2023 In August of 2023, a woman was reported missing around 11:30 AM Rebecca Nalil (20) was allegedly a struggling woman looking for money to support her as she'd recently been fired from her job. In an effort to make money, she attempted to break into nearby buildings to steal some stuff and sell them off at high prices. The following transcript comes from audio recorded during that time that the woman was driving to the location and her breaking in. [AUDIO STARTS] Rebecca is currently on the phone with someone, presumably a friend "Yeah?... The Tickle Bliss building, close by... I'm sure it has some stuff I can sell for like a couple hundreds... Well, even if it is a couple tens, it'd be enough to get me out of this shitty slum I've ever up in... What?... Those stupid ass rumours aren't even true, that was from when people still believed shit like Tide Pods being edible... Yes, that was half a decade ago, I feel old too..... Look, I just want me and my family to be in a stable condition, where we don't always have to wonder if we're using too much water during the showers... Okay, seems like I'm here, I'll call you back up when I'm out"t"t"t"t"t"t" Minutes later, Rebecca entered the restaurant with her phone flashlight and a bag. "Alright, let's just get this open here." The sound of a window being opened are heard moments later. "There we go..." Soon, Rebecca supposedly drops in before squelching sounds are heard. "What the fuck?... My boots are stuck... C'mon!" Grunts are heard as Rebecca repeatedly tries getting her boots unstuck. "...There's no other choice I guess" After a few seconds, Rebecca is supposedly heard removing her boots from whatever caused her to be trapped. "I liked those boots... This better be worth it" Near silence is heard for the next two minutes with Rebecca occasionally speaking short sentences. "So fucking dirty... Why did I have to lose my boots in this place?" She groans as she keeps looking around in near darkness. ".....GAH! Shit! Fucking disgusting ass puddle, what did I even step in? God!" After a minute, some laughter is faintly heard. "Who's there?!" The laughter slowly gets louder. "H-Hello?!" Soon, Rebecca makes a break for it and begins running away from the laughter. "Fuck! FUCK! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU GOD DAMN CREEPS!" For around a minute, panting, footsteps and laughter are heard as Rebecca runs until she's possibly grabbed. ".....WAIT! STOP! LET GO OF ME! YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS, LET GO OF MY SOCKS!... HEY! STOP IT, PLEA- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO PLEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASE, LEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHET ME GOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" This laughter lasts around 10 minutes in the audio session before it cuts. Info on Rebecca Nalil in her current state Long black hair Brown open coat with hood Black shirt Blue jeans Barefoot If you have any extra info on Rebecca, please contact the Lapstrin County Police Department at 1800******* We'll have more info in the future.